UKH Hills - The Festival Of Shite

Contributed by MILLIPEDELEGS Mar/22 - This public hilllist has been seen 1,296 times

On completion of the entire ticklist, both parties must float all the way down the River Wye in rubber rings

Carls Wark Crack © smudge — Carls Wark Crack
Joe Shaw, Jul 2011
© smudge

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	User	Percentage	Latest Log
1st	Andy Reeve	47%	16 May, 2023
2nd	Hidden	43%	29 Jun
3rd	benkelsey	33%	25 Jul
4th	Hidden	11%	21 Apr

Map of routes in this ticklist

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Wishlist Routes

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Note: Only showing summits, scrambles, winter routes, and low grade climbs

Distribution of grades

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Sport

Top 12 photos of this hilllist

Autumn light and shadow on The Masters Edge

Paul Murdy showing us how its done on Regent Street E2 5c

James pulling through the final moves of rubicon.

Adrian Berry on the final moves of Rubicon (F7a) at the eponymous crag

Add	Climb name	Grade	Ticks?	Height		Crag name
	CHEE TOR
1	Two Sunspots	E2 5c **	261	?		Chee Dale Lower
2	Sergeyenna	E1 5b **	363	?		Chee Dale Lower
3	Absent Friends	E3 5c ***	305	?		Chee Dale Lower
4	Hergiani	E2 5b *	299	?		Chee Dale Lower
5	Rave On	E3 5c **	194	?		Chee Dale Lower
6	Tequila Mockingbird	7c+ ***	73	?		Chee Dale Lower
7	Boobs	8a **	18	?		Chee Dale Lower
8	Mortlock's Arete	E4 6a ***	184	?	• 2	Chee Dale Lower
9	The Golden Mile	E5 6b ***	75	?		Chee Dale Lower
10	Apocalypse	E4 6a ***	86	?	• 2	Chee Dale Lower
11	Meditation	E1 5b ***	596	?		Chee Dale Lower
12	Queer Street	E3 6a ***	183	?		Chee Dale Lower
13	White Gold	7a+ ***	184	16m		Chee Dale Lower
14	Nostradamus	E1 5b *	377	?		Chee Dale Lower
	CENTRAL BUTTRESS
15	Behemoth	E5 6b ***	45	32m		Water-cum-Jolly
16	The Alien	E4 6b **	60	25m		Water-cum-Jolly
	WCJ CORNICE
17	The Free Monster	8a ***	166	18m		Water-cum-Jolly
18	Brachiation Dance	7b+ ***	439	18m		Water-cum-Jolly
19	The Auctioneer	8a+ ***	22	18m		Water-cum-Jolly
20	Rumble in the Jungle	8a+ ***	34	18m		Water-cum-Jolly
	MOAT BUTTRESS
21	Coming up for Air	7c *	195	18m		Water-cum-Jolly
22	Moatorhead	7b+ **	184	22m		Water-cum-Jolly
23	Moat People	7b+ **	441	22m		Water-cum-Jolly
24	Agent Provocateur	8a+ **	39	8m		Water-cum-Jolly
	RUBICON
25	Rubicon	7a ***	1251	12m		Water-cum-Jolly
26	Too Old to be Bold	7c *	190	10m		Water-cum-Jolly
27	Caviar	8a+ **	47	12m		Water-cum-Jolly
	RAVEN TOR
28	The Ring of Fire	7c+ *	74	?		Raven Tor...
29	Chimes of Freedom	8a+ ***	102	25m		Raven Tor...
30	Indecent Exposure	7c ***	95	35m		Raven Tor...
	GARAGE BUTTRESS
31	The Big Apple	8a *	60	?		Stoney Middleton
32	Rippemoff	E1 5c *	116	?	• 2	Stoney Middleton
33	Helicon	E2 5c **	104	?		Stoney Middleton
34	Ozone Bozo	7c *	83	?		Stoney Middleton
35	Colonel Bogey	E4 6a **	57	?		Stoney Middleton
	STONEY MIDDLETON
36	Cabbage Crack	E4 6a **	214	18m		Stoney Middleton
37	Jasper	E3 6a **	168	18m		Stoney Middleton
38	Oliver	E4 6a ***	124	20m		Stoney Middleton
39	Millionaire Touch	E4 6b ***	87	20m		Stoney Middleton
40	Bubbles Wall	E4 6b **	180	?		Stoney Middleton
41	Carls Wark Crack	E2 5c **	301	14m		Stoney Middleton
42	Bitterfingers	E4 6a ***	295	20m		Stoney Middleton
43	Dead Banana Crack	E1 5c ***	733	20m		Stoney Middleton
44	Our Father	E4 6b ***	151	15m		Stoney Middleton
	CHEE DALE CORNICE
45	Martial Music	7a **	768	20m		Chee Dale Lower
46	Big Zipper	7b **	478	20m		Chee Dale Lower
47	Nemesis	8a+ ***	71	15m		Chee Dale Lower
48	Cry of Despair	7c ***	322	16m		Chee Dale Lower
49	Old Man River	7b **	285	15m		Chee Dale Lower
50	Armistice Day	7a+ **	550	20m		Chee Dale Lower
	EMBANKMENT
51	Hungry Eyes	7a+ **	400	15m		Chee Dale Upper
52	Stone the Loach	7c **	258	12m		Chee Dale Upper
53	Mind of a Turbot	7b *	309	10m		Chee Dale Upper
54	Sturgeon in the Cupboard	7c+ **	224	12m		Chee Dale Upper
	NETTLE BUTTRESS
55	Toys for the Boys	7c+ ***	92	16m		Chee Dale Upper
56	Stung	7b+ **	124	15m		Chee Dale Upper
	TWO TIER
57	Open Gate	7a+ ***	407	20m		Chee Dale Upper
58	Countdown	7b ***	456	20m		Chee Dale Upper
	MILLSTONE
59	Perplexity	E6 6b ***	36	24m		Millstone Edge
60	Saville Street	E3 6a ***	187	28m		Millstone Edge
61	Top Loader	E7 6c ***	26	28m		Millstone Edge
62	Erb	E2 5c ***	727	28m		Millstone Edge
63	Twikker	E3 5c ***	278	28m		Millstone Edge
64	The Master's Edge	E7 6c ***	85	18m		Millstone Edge
65	Embankment 1	E2 5c **	677	24m	• 2	Millstone Edge
66	Time for Tea	E3 5c ***	1139	20m		Millstone Edge
67	Time for Tea Original	E1 5b ***	467	22m		Millstone Edge
68	Embankment 4	E1 5b ***	1772	22m		Millstone Edge
69	London Wall	E5 6a ***	260	22m		Millstone Edge
70	Knightsbridge	E2 5c ***	737	34m		Millstone Edge
71	Oxford Street	E3 6b *	85	22m		Millstone Edge
72	Regent Street	E2 5c ***	1773	22m		Millstone Edge
	LAWRENCEFIELD
73	Pool Wall	E5 6b ***	152	20m		Lawrencefield
74	Billy Whizz	E2 5c ***	847	18m		Lawrencefield
	HIGH TOR
75	Darius	E3 5c ***	740	50m		High Tor
76	Roadrunner	E6 6b **	14	33m		High Tor
77	Laurin	E3 6a ***	66	40m	• 2	High Tor
78	Delicatessen	E2 5c ***	469	51m	• 2	High Tor
79	Delta-G	E4 6a ***	42	30m		High Tor
80	Reproduction	E6 6b ***	33	35m		High Tor
81	Decadence	E4 6a ***	88	72m	• 3	High Tor
	ILAM ROCK
82	Easter Edge	E1 5b **	417	28m		Dovedale
83	Easter Island	E2 5c **	91	?		Dovedale
84	Eye of the Tiger	E7 6c ***	47	26m		Dovedale
	REYNARD'S ARCH
85	Arch Enemies	7c+ ***	105	16m		Dovedale
86	Arch Rival	7a *	194	14m		Dovedale
		167 e, 209 stars	25,553	1,455m	94