In reply to captain paranoia:
I quite like the part that says
There must be no bullying and no harassment; no leaking; no breach of collective responsibility. No misuse of taxpayer money and no actual or perceived conflicts of interest. The precious principles of public life enshrined in this document –integrity,objectivity, accountability, transparency, honesty and leadership in the public interest –must be honoured at all times; as must the political impartiality of our much admired civil service
It 's almost like there's a wager going in the cabinet to see who can tick them all off the fastest
ETA: I think Boris already won actually. They playing 'best of 3' now
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