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I’m looking to purchase any second hand RH tracksters in size M. Particularly looking for the rarer colours. 

Anybody got any lurking in the back of the wardrobe that they want to sell at a reasonable price?

Cheers

Fetish?

Shameless ?

I hope you aren't over 30 with a paunch.

You're Franco Cookson and I claim my £5.

He's not. But I too am interested if anyone has some with a red stripe that haven't been washed for a while. 

Or the luminous yellow yans. 

Blimey, that was quick!
Have you got some sort of system set up that alerts you of certain key words?
If so, is it triggered by 'Ron Hills', or 'Franco Cookson'?
Not sure which would be weirder...

Ha!

Very hard to get hold of the jazzy tracksters these days. Bit of a cult item in the NY Moors scene. Was very hopeful someone had a source when I saw the thread title.  

Old army joke - what's the difference between an elephant and a pad's wife? Elephants don't wear Ron Hills

But Ron hills give balding middle aged men special powers.

Or wash them in OMO...

Or OWO once the box is turned upside down...

Equal opportunities washing powder, good bit of brand naming.

No I’m wearing mine tomorrow.

The upside down bit was meant to signify 'Safe to knock on door and knock me senseless'.  Turning it upside down was there to prevent accidents caused by people genuinely using OMO and inadvertently giving out the wrong message.
Well, that's what the urban myth was in my unit...