In reply to ClaireAS:
Same as it ever was.....below by Tom Patey
Colin Wells said about Tom
"He was a highly talented comic writer and satirist. It is a measure of the affection and respect with which Patey was generally held that he was able to identify with climbing's counter-culture through his comic writing, while managing to avoid alienating the very Establishment figures he was satirising."
Onward, Christian Bonington!
Onward, Christian Bonington, of the A.C.G.
Write another page of Alpine history
He has climbed the Eiegerwand, he has climbed the Dru--
For a mere ten thousand francs, he will climb with you:
Onward, Christian Bonington, of the A.C.G.
If you name the mountain, he will name the fee.
Like a mighty army, faithfully we plod
Treading in the footsteps Bonington has trod
From the Diretissima loud Hosannas! ring--
Grave, where is they victory, 0 death, where is thy sting?
Onward, Christian Bonington, joyfully we sing,
Down with McNaught-Davis, Bonington for King.
Live transmission will commence shortly after ten
From the Kleine Scheiegg and the Alpi-Glen.
Do not miss the spectacle, you can watch for free:
Bonnington is on the wall, Tune in on B.B.C.
Onward, Christian Bonington, of the B.B.C
Fighting for survival, and a token fee.
When they climbed the Eigerwand, those two gallant men
They received a message (sent) from Number Ten:
Well done chaps, MacMillan said, Victory was your due;
Well done, Christian Bonington, the Fuhrer's proud of you
Onward, Christian Bonington, hallowed be thy name,
Digging out a belay in the halls of fame.