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is the cow still at the bottom of Guillemot Ledge at Swanage?

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UrbanRocker 03 Sep 2013
Wouldn't want to ab into a smelly mess if anyone knows if it is still there.

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 Fatclimber 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:So you want to know if it moo-ved?
 Timmd 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker: Could somebody save the skull for me if it is?

 GrahamD 03 Sep 2013
In reply to Fatclimber:
> (In reply to UrbanRocker)So you want to know if it moo-ved?

Or is there an udder reason ?
mgco3 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

I heard on the grapvine that the bovine is still supine at the bottom of the incline so I wouldn't make a beeline at this time.

 lazzaw 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker: There's still plenty of space to belay from - certainly rumenough for two.
 Misha 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:
> Wouldn't want to ab into a smelly mess if anyone knows if it is still there.

Indeed, you wouldn't want to be daisied by the sight and smell.

 GrahamD 03 Sep 2013
In reply to Misha:

You would be pretty cheesed off for sure
In reply to Misha:
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> Indeed, you wouldn't want to be daisied by the sight and smell.

Yes, that could be quite incendairy.

 owen1988 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:
Sounds like bull shit to me
 london_huddy 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

I hope you got the steer you needed
 TeeBee 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

In keeping with the prevailing spirit, would this be any help?:

http://www.ukhillwalking.com/forums/t.php?n=561790
 TeeBee 03 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

> smelly mess

The temperature has been well above Friesian lately.
mgco3 04 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

This was a sensible topic and some have given sensible answers but udderwise the cheesy jokes have been milked to death. I have herd them a thousand times before and some of them are udder tripe .
Please think beef ore you post.

If you cant give UrbanRocker an horn est answer you should moo-ve ass hide.

I hope I can per suede you all to re veal your better natures and not mince words. There cannot be anyone among you hoof-ails to see the sense of this.

I dairy say that that is my last word on the subject. From now on the cattle have my tongue.



 Queenie 04 Sep 2013
In reply to mgco3:

<applause>
 mack 04 Sep 2013
In reply to mgco3:
> (In reply to UrbanRocker)
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> This was a sensible topic and some have given sensible answers but udderwise the cheesy jokes have been milked to death. I have herd them a thousand times before and some of them are udder tripe .
> Please think beef ore you post.
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> If you cant give UrbanRocker an horn est answer you should moo-ve ass hide.
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> I hope I can per suede you all to re veal your better natures and not mince words. There cannot be anyone among you hoof-ails to see the sense of this.
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> I dairy say that that is my last word on the subject. From now on the cattle have my tongue.

Bullocks mate!

=)
 cuppatea 04 Sep 2013
In reply to TeeBee:
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> The temperature has been well above Friesian lately.

So I guess there's no need for any Jerseys
 NobbyClark 04 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker:

This thread wins the internet. Out-smegging-standing!
 Bluebird 05 Sep 2013
In reply to UrbanRocker: some foiks are milking this thread for all it's worth - still genius crowdsourcing though!
 dph3jc 05 Sep 2013
In reply to mgco3:
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> I hope I can per suede you all to re veal your better natures and not mince words. There cannot be anyone among you hoof-ails to see the sense of this.
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you only missed out the one possible addition of "re veal your 'butter' natures" and it would have been a full house!

mgco3 05 Sep 2013
In reply to dph3jc:

Mack reminded me that I forgot the Bullocks reference too!

As the wife keeps telling me, I must try harder next time..
 Misha 05 Sep 2013
In reply to mgco3:
Do you mean you must try herder?
Paula 06 Sep 2013
In reply to lazzaw: room enough for moo
 GrahamD 06 Sep 2013
In reply to Misha:

There has to be a reason why there is a cow down there. Someone should be checking the belay steaks.
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