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I can buy a sledge tomorrow from my local hardware store which is open. But can I use it?

I promise not to take a flask and will steer clear of Derbyshire even though I'm only 5 miles away from the border.

It's exercise.

You're training for luge. 

Last week police put a road closed sign up on the road I live on which accesses one of the prime sledging/skiing areas in North Wales. There are reports that they police turned a number of cars around as well.  Since then the sign has disappeared, it will be interesting to see how many vehicles come up tomorrow. Last week was the busiest the road has ever been.

I'm pleased to report no outbreak of covid in my local area since lasts weeks sledging shenanigans, so looks like it's a "covid secure" activity!!!

Defo sounds like exercise to me. At least walking back up the hill  is - not sure about the way down. 😂 

Just dress up accordingly and you'll be fine https://www.fancydress.com/products/cool-runnings-helmet-costume

Why am I so fat? Hmmm

‘Because your Mrs gives me a biscuit every time I shag her’.

Thats the very best sledge I’ve ever heard

"How's your wife and MY kids?"

<smacks ball for 4 over the deep square leg>

"The wife's lovely, the kids are morons"

Strap a couple of shotguns to it; you'll be fine.

Different rules in Wales - their law specifically states exercise only from home.

Definitely on the way down too - exercising core muscles.