In reply to Sharp:
Dangerous things baths.
I visited A&E in Sheffield last summer and overheard a conversation between an old fellow, who'd just walked in holding his shoulder, and the receptionist.
Receptionist: “What's the problem Mr…”
Man: “Mi shoulder, summat fell on it”.
Receptionist: “Sorry, did you say you fell on it?
Man: “No. Summat fell on it”.
Receptioinist: “ Sorry, I don’t really understand. What exactly fell on it”?
Man: “A bath!”
Receptionist: “I'm not sure I heard that correctly, can you just repeat it please”?
Man: “A bath. I were 'elpin' a mate gerrit down t'stairs and e let goo on it…”
The receptionist kept a completely straight face, which was more than I managed. Then again, half an hour earlier she'd done the same when I told her how I'd fallen off my bike while almost stationary in traffic, so I suppose she's used to it…
Pete.
Post edited at 11:20