https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-45718990
I give up.
;-((
something something police something Special Branch
The driver should be birched
His mistake was using a Toyota. The branches were pining for a Ford
The attending officer said"I want to see LESS of this of this. I'm sick o' more branches"
> His mistake was using a Toyota. The branches were pining for a Ford
I thought it looked more like a Nissan Leaf.
He’ll be taking a lot of stick for this
He really needed a pine-scented air freshener
Should have taken a different “root” to the tip. Maybe using a trunk road would have nipped this nonsense in the bud.
He'd have got more in a Fiat Arbor(th)
He was booked for driving without Yew, Pear and a Gention.
Absolute madness, thinking that he could get away with daylight shrubbery!
That's not a Gentian Interceptor by any chance is it?
> The branches were pining for a Ford
As it would have all been reduced to charcoal before it got to the tip (assuming an ecotec engine).
Reminds me of this youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc&
> something something police something Special Branch
Leaf it 'art! He must be barking