In reply to Low Roller 1-1:
If you ever marry a climber
Make sure you leave plenty of slack
Enough rope to safeguard each other
Not too tight to hold each other back
Remember it’s a very big mountain
So set out with commitment and hope
And at those tricky ice-covered sections
You can always provide a tight rope
It’s always a difficult question
Who should second and who should lead
If the man leads & dies it’s his own fault
If he triumphs it’s her advice he did heed.
And if he’s wise he will always take cover
When the rocks from her sweet lips doth fly
Best invest in a well-padded helmet
And hold tight till the storm has passed by
She in turn should always admire
His masterful athletic guile
The male ego is prone to bruise easily
So, if he falls, say he did it with style
Be open and honest and trusting
Don’t wait till your knees start to shake
Don’t get stuck high up on an overhang
Then shout down ‘I’ve made a mistake!’
Be a bouldering mat to each other
Be the chalk that makes problems no sweat
Spot with arms soft yet firm as oak branches
Be an emotionally strong safety net
Married Bliss Peak is a mountain
With a summit a long way above
But it’s a climb that’s full of adventure
And you’ll make it if you climb it with love.