In reply to JLS:
> >"What if the lost soul was a vegetarian, vegan, Buddhist or even just a picky eater?"
> Even if hypothermic and half dead I'm sure they'd make the effort to come tell you that you were morally degenerate and there was no justification for eating sausages.
In today's world of inclusivity this is an appalling attitude. I know this is in no way scientific but all my Buddhist friends tell me that merely inhaling sausage smoke means one more reincarnation cycle at least. Probably as a burger flipper! The Dalai Lama recommends Linda Macartney red onion bangers for this sort of thing.