In reply to Charlie_Leeds:
Call for the Lord High Egg-Secutioner:
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list–I’ve got a little list!
Of Egg-thief offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed–who never would be missed!
The pestilential wall-jock who never wears his shirt–
All characters who climb high and fast and never seem to work–
All children who are sent upstairs and come down E4 leaders–
The diva Doc who’s dumb as rocks and more than often caged–
And miscreants on meddling with lab results insist–
They’d none of ’em be missed–they’d none of ’em be missed!