In reply to OllieBarker:
First of all, coil the rope in the 'butterfly style'
Next, make your way to Grid Reference KR 526 367…there you find an old yew tree that is at least 1200 years old.
Wait until midnight, and proceed to strip naked from the waist down.
Hold the coiled rope under your left arm, and a pre-acquired rubber chicken under your right.
The pre-acquired rubber chicken must have been manufactured before 1987. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MUST THE USER HOLD A CHICKEN MANUFACTURED AFTER THIS DATE, OR INJURY OR DEATH MAY OCCUR!
Walk around the tree 12 times, mouthing the lyrics to 'Poor Old Mr.Woogie' as performed by cheeky Cockney pop trio Charles and David.
Make your way home, do NOT put your trousers back on until you reach home.
The next time you go climbing, you will miraculously find that not only has your rope untangled itself, but it will be half the weight and twice as long. Although the breaking strength will have been reduced by two thirds.
I hope this has been of some help.