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Phil and Jens' Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Note: Only showing summits, scrambles, winter routes, and low grade climbs

Add Climb name Grade Ticks? Height Crag name
Mystery Stripper5c 23?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **69023mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **15018mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *3821mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 320mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *5420mBlacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually6a **117120mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4316mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***60028mBlacknor Central
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *524mBlacknor Central
The Mighty Bush4c 317?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5a 226?Blacknor South
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **89610mBlacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *20422mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *37110mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **16223mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *7112mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *9815mBlacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 215mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **635m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *322mBlacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a *3621mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10818mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **55?Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole6a *10712mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **46917mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 6?Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 136mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *80810mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 136mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 136mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5a *134518mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *46119mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 53?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6a+ *5029mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *2869mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *15116mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6b+ *1915mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *15716mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 67mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 42?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 810mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *2517mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 57mBattleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3a 94?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c 115?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a 50?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2821mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a *12320mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 2620mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 117mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ *4720mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 17?Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5730mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
Jugalicious3a 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum4c *3699mCheyne Weares Area
Pouch of Douglas5a *168mCheyne Weares Area
Joe Stole My Route5b 918mCheyne Weares Area
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a *17720mCheyne Weares Area
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 89?Cheyne Weares Area
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *14?Cheyne Weares Area
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 466mCheyne Weares Area
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *474?Cheyne Weares Area
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6a+ 383?Cheyne Weares Area
Prisoners of Gravity6b *615mCheyne Weares Area
Bigus Dickus6b 21821mCheyne Weares Area
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *24815mCheyne Weares Area
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 153?Cheyne Weares Area
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 151?Cheyne Weares Area
Make Cookies Not War4a *291?Cheyne Weares Area
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk4c 41?Cheyne Weares Area
Crazy Old Hippies4c *296?Cheyne Weares Area
T-Muffhundred4c 169?Cheyne Weares Area
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 188?Cheyne Weares Area
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *173?Cheyne Weares Area
Death Star Canteen5c *96?Cheyne Weares Area
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *114?Cheyne Weares Area
Slap and Tickle6a+ 177mCheyne Weares Area
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b 67mCheyne Weares Area
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *30?Cheyne Weares Area
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *44?Cheyne Weares Area
No Chutney on His Ferret5c 226mSouthwell Landslips
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c 260?Southwell Landslips
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 54?Southwell Landslips
Drilling in the Name6b+ *437mSouthwell Landslips
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3a 5886mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4a 7711mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster4c *118311mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus4c *441?The New Cuttings
The Sod5c *94912mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *57317mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b 41?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **18717mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *110?The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *61214mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *16520mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b 33812mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ 9216mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *32820mWinspit
Tethered by Gravity4c *133112mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *116114mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c 95012mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ *61010mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *6416mHedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *55310mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit5c 52910mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a *65012mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *24410mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *16512mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **53913mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams6c+ **17311mDancing Ledge
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