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The Dorset Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Add Climb name Grade Ticks? Height Crag name
Mystery Stripper5c 24?Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia6a **72523mBlacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher6b **16318mBlacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow6c *4221mBlacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver6c 520mBlacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality6c *5620mBlacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually6a **126720mBlacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open6b *4816mBlacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation6b+ ***64728mBlacknor Central
The Lizard of Oz6a+ **96410mBlacknor South
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)6b+ *624mBlacknor Central
The Mighty Bush5a *348?Blacknor South
Eating Bush5b 356?Blacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up6b *22322mBlacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion6b+ *39710mBlacknor South
Bum Droplets6b+ **17123mBlacknor South
Silent but Deadly6c+ *7412mBlacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion6c+ *10215mBlacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking3a 275mBlacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin'5c **1835m• 2Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet6b *422mBlacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!6a 4221mBlacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller6b **10918mBlacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler6b **57?Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole6a *11812mBattleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead6a **48217mBattleship Edge
Persistence is Futile6b 13?Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody3b 206mBattleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway4a *88010mBattleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers4a 216mBattleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus5a 186mBattleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches5c *148518mBattleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti5c *51319mBattleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap5c 58?Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die6b *5369mBattleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego6b *3109mBattleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping6b+ *16616mBattleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool6c *2015mBattleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head6b+ *17516mBattleship Back...
Terrorbyte6b+ 77mBattleship Back...
Unload the Funbags6b+ 44?Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program6c 910mBattleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive6c+ *3217mBattleship Back...
Megahurts6c+ 107mBattleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family3b 107?Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal4c *136?Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy6a *69?Wallsend North
Layback and Take It6a 2921mWallsend North
Screw You Hippy6a 13420mWallsend North
The Heanous Quest6a+ 3020mWallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled6b 117mWallsend North
Falling with Style6b+ 5120mWallsend North
The Dogging Spot6c 20?Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers6b+ *5830mWallsend South
Gravity Epiphany6c+ 423mWallsend South
Jugalicious3c 4?Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks6a 10?Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum5a 4099mGodnor
Pouch of Douglas5a *178mCheyne Cliff
Joe Stole My Route5b 1008mNeddyfields
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town6a **20420mCheyne Cliff
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri6a 92?Cheyne Cliff
Short, but Perfectly Formed6a *14?Godnor
Return of the Rice Bandit6a 556mNeddyfields
The Screwfix Escourt Agency6a+ *544?Neddyfields
Damn These Electric Sex Pants6b *439?Neddyfields
Prisoners of Gravity6b+ *715mGodnor
Bigus Dickus6b **25921mNeddyfields
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch6c *26715mNeddyfields
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh2c 166?Dungecroft Quarry
Trust me I'm a Doctor3a 165?Dungecroft Quarry
Make Cookies Not War5a *310?Dungecroft Quarry
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk5a 43?Dungecroft Quarry
Crazy Old Hippies5b *315?Dungecroft Quarry
T-Muffhundred5a *187?Dungecroft Quarry
We Apologise for the Inconvenience5a 195?Dungecroft Quarry
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head5c *184?Dungecroft Quarry
Death Star Canteen6a+ *101?Dungecroft Quarry
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo5c *130?Dungecroft Quarry
Slap and Tickle6a+ 187mDungecroft Quarry
I Fell in Love with Uranus6b *77mDungecroft Quarry
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom6b+ *34?Dungecroft Quarry
The Lesser of Two Weevils6b+ *54?Dungecroft Quarry
No Chutney on His Ferret6a *276mLost Valley
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath5c *298?Lost Valley
Tactical Nuclear Penguin6b 77?Lost Valley
Drilling in the Name6b+ *617mLost Valley
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel3b 6216mThe Cuttings
The Naughty Corner4b 7711mThe Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster5a *125811mThe Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus6a *466?The New Cuttings
The Sod6a *99512mThe Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team6a+ *62017mThe Cuttings
The Mantelist6b *51?The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling6b+ **20217mThe Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy6c *128?The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze6a+ *63814mWinspit
Rampant Love Jugs6b *16920mWinspit
Hot Beef Injection6b *36112mWinspit
Knickerless Crutches6b+ *9816mWinspit
Pump Me Tenderly6c+ *33920mWinspit
Tethered by Gravity4c *138412mHedbury
Moral Flexibility5a *121714mHedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus5c *98912mHedbury
Ammonitemare6a+ **63110mHedbury
Glue Crux Clan6c *6816mHedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer5c *58910mDancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit6a *57110mDancing Ledge
Date with a Frog6a **71412mDancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues6b *27310mDancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion6b+ *19212mDancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven6b+ **58213mDancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat6b+ *2310mDancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams7a **18911mDancing Ledge
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