Simon Hann clipping in to second bolt, Ammonitemare, 6a+, Hedbury Quarry
© Rory McCrae, May 2004

The Dorset Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

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Mystery Stripper 5c 40 ? Blacknor North
Meg's Got Leukaemia 6a ** 808 23m Blacknor North
Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher 6b ** 183 18m Blacknor North
Suck, Don't Blow 6c * 50 21m Blacknor North
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver 6c 6 20m Blacknor North
Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality 6c * 62 20m Blacknor North
Shit Happens, Actually 6a ** 1395 20m Blacknor Central
I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open 6b * 73 16m Blacknor Central
Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation 6b+ *** 718 28m Blacknor Central
The Lizard of Oz 6a+ ** 1038 10m Blacknor South
The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired) 6b+ * 6 24m Blacknor Central
The Mighty Bush 5a * 379 ? Blacknor South
Eating Bush 5b 414 ? Blacknor South
Crack My Bitch Up 6b * 261 22m Blacknor South
Hot Pants Explosion 6b+ * 442 10m Blacknor South
Bum Droplets 6b+ ** 197 23m Blacknor South
Silent but Deadly 6c+ * 88 12m Blacknor South
Spontaneous Cattle Combustion 6c+ * 109 15m Blacknor South
Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking 3a 34 5m Blacknor Beach
Multi-Bitchin' 5c ** 73 35m • 2 Blacknor Beach
Your Mum's So Wet 6b * 13 22m Blacknor Beach
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! 6a 43 21m Blacknor Far South
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller 6b ** 120 18m Blacknor Far South
The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler 6b ** 60 ? Blacknor Far South
Andy Wallhole 6a * 127 12m Battleship Edge
Never Drive a Car When You're Dead 6a ** 514 17m Battleship Edge
Persistence is Futile 6b 24 ? Battleship Edge
A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody 3b 29 6m Battleship Back...
I'm Doing it Anyway 4a * 976 10m Battleship Back...
Dust, Sweat and Beers 4a 29 6m Battleship Back...
Cosmic Brontosaurus 5a 25 6m Battleship Back...
A Dream of White Porsches 5c * 1674 18m Battleship Back...
Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti 5c * 558 19m Battleship Back...
It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap 5c 59 ? Battleship Back...
Wake Up, Time to Die 6b * 582 9m Battleship Back...
Hang Onto Your Ego 6b * 366 9m Battleship Back...
The Sound of One Hold Snapping 6b+ * 195 16m Battleship Back...
Shallow End of the Gene Pool 6c * 23 15m Battleship Back...
Electrically-Injected Shed Head 6b+ * 208 16m Battleship Back...
Terrorbyte 6b+ 11 7m Battleship Back...
Unload the Funbags 6b+ 45 ? Battleship Back...
Welcome to the Gravity Program 6c 9 10m Battleship Back...
God Told Me to Skin You Alive 6c+ * 33 17m Battleship Back...
Megahurts 6c+ 13 7m Battleship Back...
Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family 3b 112 ? Wallsend North
Heart Stoppingly Brutal 4c * 148 ? Wallsend North
Short 'n Sexy 6a * 71 ? Wallsend North
Layback and Take It 6a 32 21m Wallsend North
Screw You Hippy 6a 145 20m Wallsend North
The Heanous Quest 6a+ 38 20m Wallsend North
Smug Mode Enabled 6b 13 7m Wallsend North
Falling with Style 6b+ 57 20m Wallsend North
The Dogging Spot 6c 22 ? Wallsend North
Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers 6b+ * 64 30m Wallsend South
Gravity Epiphany 6c+ 4 23m Wallsend South
Jugalicious 3c 5 ? Lighthouse Area
The Dog's Bollocks 6a 10 ? Lighthouse Area
Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum 5a 451 9m Godnor
Pouch of Douglas 5a * 17 8m Cheyne Cliff
Joe Stole My Route 5b 113 8m Neddyfields
The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town 6a ** 236 20m Cheyne Cliff
My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri 6a 99 ? Cheyne Cliff
Short, but Perfectly Formed 6a * 14 ? Godnor
Return of the Rice Bandit 6a 62 6m Neddyfields
The Screwfix Escourt Agency 6a+ * 633 ? Neddyfields
Damn These Electric Sex Pants 6b * 526 ? Neddyfields
Prisoners of Gravity 6b+ * 7 15m Godnor
Bigus Dickus 6b ** 330 21m Neddyfields
Lugwiler's Dismal Itch 6c * 295 15m Neddyfields
Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh 2c 178 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Trust me I'm a Doctor 3a 177 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Make Cookies Not War 5a * 330 ? Dungecroft Quarry
I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk 5a 48 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Crazy Old Hippies 5b * 333 ? Dungecroft Quarry
T-Muffhundred 5a * 207 ? Dungecroft Quarry
We Apologise for the Inconvenience 5a 211 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head 5c * 192 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Death Star Canteen 6a+ * 111 ? Dungecroft Quarry
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo 5c * 140 ? Dungecroft Quarry
Slap and Tickle 6a+ 18 7m Dungecroft Quarry
I Fell in Love with Uranus 6b * 13 7m Dungecroft Quarry
The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom 6b+ * 39 ? Dungecroft Quarry
The Lesser of Two Weevils 6b+ * 56 ? Dungecroft Quarry
No Chutney on His Ferret 6a * 31 6m Lost Valley
Not the Same Mistake Again Kath 5c * 334 ? Lost Valley
Tactical Nuclear Penguin 6b 101 ? Lost Valley
Drilling in the Name 6b+ * 68 7m Lost Valley
We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel 3b 672 6m The Cuttings
The Naughty Corner 4b 89 11m The Cuttings
The Great Hamburger Disaster 5a * 1370 11m The Cuttings
Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus 6a * 499 ? The New Cuttings
The Sod 6a * 1060 12m The Cuttings
Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team 6a+ * 673 17m The Cuttings
The Mantelist 6b * 92 ? The Cuttings
Weird Shit, Keep Drilling 6b+ ** 215 17m The Cuttings
Levitation By Proxy 6c * 139 ? The Cuttings
Post-coital Snooze 6a+ * 689 14m Winspit
Rampant Love Jugs 6b * 176 20m Winspit
Hot Beef Injection 6b * 397 12m Winspit
Knickerless Crutches 6b+ * 110 16m Winspit
Pump Me Tenderly 6c+ * 347 20m Winspit
Tethered by Gravity 4c * 1454 12m Hedbury
Moral Flexibility 5a * 1291 14m Hedbury
Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus 5c * 1039 12m Hedbury
Ammonitemare 6a+ ** 657 10m Hedbury
Glue Crux Clan 6c * 68 16m Hedbury
John Craven's Willy Warmer 5c * 632 10m Dancing Ledge
Transparent Birthday Suit 6a * 597 10m Dancing Ledge
Date with a Frog 6a ** 787 12m Dancing Ledge
Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues 6b * 293 10m Dancing Ledge
Perpetual State of Confusion 6b+ * 201 12m Dancing Ledge
Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven 6b+ ** 647 13m Dancing Ledge
Mariana's Trenchcoat 6b+ * 24 10m Dancing Ledge
Haunted by a Million Screams 7a ** 203 11m Dancing Ledge
96 stars 32,624 1,161m 115
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