Phil and Jens' Sub 7a Silly Name Game ticklist

contributed by Jennifnfe May/20 - This public ticklist has been seen 219 times

A complete compedium of Dorset routes of an amusing, punny, rude, or downright silly disposition.

A soul-healing tonic to the feverishly grade-chasing affliction of a post-covid world.

Add	Grade	Ticks?	Height		Crag name
	BLACKNOR NORTH
1	Mystery Stripper	5c	23	?		Blacknor North
2	Meg's Got Leukaemia	6a **	689	23m		Blacknor North
3	Captain Lob Meets the Nipple Pincher	6b **	150	18m		Blacknor North
4	Suck, Don't Blow	6c *	38	21m		Blacknor North
5	Wynona's Big Brown Beaver	6c	3	20m		Blacknor North
6	Major Mushrooms and that Mentally Muffled Mentality	6c *	54	20m		Blacknor North
	BLACKNOR CENTRAL
7	Shit Happens, Actually	6a **	1170	20m		Blacknor Central
8	I Don't Have a Spoiler so I Just Leave My Boot Open	6b *	43	16m		Blacknor Central
9	Lord Stublock Deepvoid Breaks the Chain of Causation	6b+ ***	595	28m		Blacknor Central
10	The Hong Jagged Flake of Death (Retired)	6b+ *	5	24m		Blacknor Central
	BLACKNOR SOUTH
11	The Mighty Bush	4c	318	?		Blacknor South
12	Eating Bush	5a	224	?		Blacknor South
13	The Lizard of Oz	6a+ **	894	10m		Blacknor South
14	Crack My Bitch Up	6b *	207	22m		Blacknor South
15	Hot Pants Explosion	6b+ *	372	10m		Blacknor South
16	Bum Droplets	6b+ **	161	23m		Blacknor South
17	Silent but Deadly	6c+ *	71	12m		Blacknor South
18	Spontaneous Cattle Combustion	6c+ *	97	15m		Blacknor South
	BLACKNOR BEACH
19	Subtitles for the Hard of Thinking	3a	21	5m		Blacknor Beach
20	Multi-Bitchin'	5c **	5	35m	• 2	Blacknor Beach
21	Your Mum's So Wet	6b *	3	22m		Blacknor Beach
	BLACKNOR FAR SOUTH
22	Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!	6a *	36	21m		Blacknor Far South
23	The Loneliness of the Long Distance Driller	6b **	107	18m		Blacknor Far South
24	The Sponginess of the Wrong Mixture Filler	6b **	55	?		Blacknor Far South
	BATTLESHIP EDGE
25	Andy Wallhole	6a *	107	12m		Battleship Edge
26	Never Drive a Car When You're Dead	6a **	469	17m		Battleship Edge
27	Persistence is Futile	6b	6	?		Battleship Edge
	BATTLESHIP BACK CLIFF
28	A Compromise That Satisfies Nobody	3b	13	6m		Battleship Back...
29	I'm Doing it Anyway	4a *	804	10m		Battleship Back...
30	Dust, Sweat and Beers	4a	13	6m		Battleship Back...
31	Cosmic Brontosaurus	5a	13	6m		Battleship Back...
32	A Dream of White Porsches	5a *	1338	18m		Battleship Back...
33	Wiggi and Mopoke's Excellent New Hilti	5c *	461	19m		Battleship Back...
34	It's all a Bunch of Tree Hugging Hippie Crap	5c	53	?		Battleship Back...
35	Wake Up, Time to Die	6a+ *	503	9m		Battleship Back...
36	Hang Onto Your Ego	6b *	287	9m		Battleship Back...
37	The Sound of One Hold Snapping	6b+ *	151	16m		Battleship Back...
38	Shallow End of the Gene Pool	6b+ *	19	15m		Battleship Back...
39	Electrically-Injected Shed Head	6b+ *	157	16m		Battleship Back...
40	Terrorbyte	6b+	6	7m		Battleship Back...
41	Unload the Funbags	6b+	42	?		Battleship Back...
42	Welcome to the Gravity Program	6c	8	10m		Battleship Back...
43	God Told Me to Skin You Alive	6c+ *	25	17m		Battleship Back...
44	Megahurts	6c+	5	7m		Battleship Back...
	WALLSEND NORTH
45	Voracious Animal of the Weasel Family	3a	94	?		Wallsend North
46	Heart Stoppingly Brutal	4c	114	?		Wallsend North
47	Short 'n Sexy	6a	50	?		Wallsend North
48	Layback and Take It	6a	28	21m		Wallsend North
49	Screw You Hippy	6a *	123	20m		Wallsend North
50	The Heanous Quest	6a+	26	20m		Wallsend North
51	Smug Mode Enabled	6b	11	7m		Wallsend North
52	Falling with Style	6b+ *	47	20m		Wallsend North
53	The Dogging Spot	6c	17	?		Wallsend North
	WALLSEND SOUTH
54	Mick Lovatt Stole My Trousers	6b+ *	57	30m		Wallsend South
55	Gravity Epiphany	6c+	4	23m		Wallsend South
	LIGHTHOUSE AREA
56	Jugalicious	3a	4	?		Lighthouse Area
57	The Dog's Bollocks	6a	10	?		Lighthouse Area
	CHEYNE WEARES
58	Nonnie and the Pulp Fiction Tantrum	4c *	368	9m		Cheyne Weares Area
59	Pouch of Douglas	5a *	16	8m		Cheyne Weares Area
60	Joe Stole My Route	5b	89	8m		Cheyne Weares Area
61	The Pigskin Bus Pulls Into Tuna Town	6a *	174	20m		Cheyne Weares Area
62	My Pashminas Got Caught in the Gri-gri	6a	85	?		Cheyne Weares Area
63	Short, but Perfectly Formed	6a *	13	?		Cheyne Weares Area
64	Return of the Rice Bandit	6a	46	6m		Cheyne Weares Area
65	The Screwfix Escourt Agency	6a+ *	470	?		Cheyne Weares Area
66	Damn These Electric Sex Pants	6a+	380	?		Cheyne Weares Area
67	Prisoners of Gravity	6b *	6	15m		Cheyne Weares Area
68	Bigus Dickus	6b	218	21m		Cheyne Weares Area
69	Lugwiler's Dismal Itch	6c *	247	15m		Cheyne Weares Area
	DUNGECROFT QUARRY
70	Never Ignore A Pooh-Pooh	2c	153	?		Cheyne Weares Area
71	Trust me I'm a Doctor	3a	151	?		Cheyne Weares Area
72	Make Cookies Not War	4a *	290	?		Cheyne Weares Area
73	I Learned to Swim at Dunkirk	4c	41	?		Cheyne Weares Area
74	Crazy Old Hippies	4c *	295	?		Cheyne Weares Area
75	T-Muffhundred	4c	169	?		Cheyne Weares Area
76	We Apologise for the Inconvenience	5a	186	?		Cheyne Weares Area
77	Die Screaming with Sharp Things in your Head	5c *	173	?		Cheyne Weares Area
78	Death Star Canteen	5c *	95	?		Cheyne Weares Area
79	A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo	5c *	114	?		Cheyne Weares Area
80	Slap and Tickle	6a+	17	7m		Cheyne Weares Area
81	I Fell in Love with Uranus	6b	6	7m		Cheyne Weares Area
82	The Clicking of Her Needles Spelled Doom	6b+ *	30	?		Cheyne Weares Area
83	The Lesser of Two Weevils	6b+ *	44	?		Cheyne Weares Area
	THE LOST VALLEY
84	No Chutney on His Ferret	5c	22	6m		Southwell Landslips
85	Not the Same Mistake Again Kath	5c	258	?		Southwell Landslips
86	Tactical Nuclear Penguin	6b	54	?		Southwell Landslips
87	Drilling in the Name	6b+ *	43	7m		Southwell Landslips
	THE CUTTINGS
88	We're Only Placing Bolts for Nigel	3a	586	6m		The Cuttings
89	The Naughty Corner	4a	75	11m		The Cuttings
90	The Great Hamburger Disaster	4c *	1180	11m		The Cuttings
91	Two Nuns, a Hang-glider and Jesus	4c *	437	?		The New Cuttings
92	The Sod	5c *	946	12m		The Cuttings
93	Rusty the Red Neck TakesOne for the Team	6a+ *	566	17m		The Cuttings
94	The Mantelist	6b	41	?		The Cuttings
95	Weird Shit, Keep Drilling	6b+ **	187	17m		The Cuttings
96	Levitation By Proxy	6c *	110	?		The Cuttings
	WINSPIT
97	Post-coital Snooze	6a+ *	610	14m		Winspit
98	Rampant Love Jugs	6b *	162	20m		Winspit
99	Hot Beef Injection	6b	333	12m		Winspit
100	Knickerless Crutches	6b+	90	16m		Winspit
101	Pump Me Tenderly	6c+ *	329	20m		Winspit
	HEDBURY
102	Tethered by Gravity	4c *	1329	12m		Hedbury
103	Moral Flexibility	5a *	1160	14m		Hedbury
104	Goddam Sexual Tyrannosaurus	5c	949	12m		Hedbury
105	Ammonitemare	6a+ *	607	10m		Hedbury
106	Glue Crux Clan	6c *	64	16m		Hedbury

107	John Craven's Willy Warmer	5c *	551	10m		Dancing Ledge
108	Transparent Birthday Suit	5c	528	10m		Dancing Ledge
109	Date with a Frog	6a *	642	12m		Dancing Ledge
110	Squalid Walid and the Druze Blues	6b *	239	10m		Dancing Ledge
111	Perpetual State of Confusion	6b+ *	161	12m		Dancing Ledge
112	Rambling Moses Weetabix and the Secona Park Seven	6b+ **	533	13m		Dancing Ledge
113	Mariana's Trenchcoat	6b+ *	23	10m		Dancing Ledge
114	Haunted by a Million Screams	6c+ **	173	11m		Dancing Ledge
	82 stars	27,270	1,161m	• 115

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BLACKNOR NORTH

Mystery Stripper

Blacknor North

Meg's Got Leukaemia

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