UKH

Sex toys as a Christmas Gift for her?

Good idea or not?

How do you think it'll be received and have you done something similar??

I usually just bought my mum flowers and some chocolates. 

I enjoy rabbit but Xmas is all about Turkey. 

Gobble, gobble gobble?

Where do you think it will be received? have I done something similar - hmm, not telling

Yes I’ve done that. 

I always get her to open presents like that late Xmas eve though rather than in the morning when family are around!

I imagine one of 2 holes.

Only if you've been introduced!

Yes - I think you should give her one.

Is it for a pie?

I fear my pie based reply would get me banned.

If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

Remember to wrap up 10 packs of spare batteries and get her to open them first to really raise the stakes.

I expect it's usb rechargeable.

When she unwraps it, make sure you tell her that everyone on UKC thought she would like it.

Secret santa at work just got more exciting!

Secret Santa   that made me chuckle!

Thats weird - that's what I buy your mum too!

(sorry, had to be done. I hate a wasted "your mum" opportunity)

I got Mrs Weasel one in the black Friday sales which I gave her before our romantic weekend away, unfortunately I think we've left it behind in the Airbnb much to Mrs Weasels embarrassment... Oops! 

new or used?

Amazon's Warehouse - Condition :acceptable

Really you want one that's un-boxed

Depends who's box it's been in really  

Well done on getting the joke.