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If he stays there will be trouble.

If he goes it will be double.

I am amazed it took this long. I've been figuratively biting my tongue. Well done, you're the first!

This Is Radio Daily Mail...

Ghetto Defendant - obviously a reference to his support for Hezbollah
Spanish Bombs - his 'Internationalist' sympathies
Straight To Hell - where we're all going if he ever gets in power, natch...
London's Burning - well, ditto...
Train In Vain - what will happen when he re-nationalises the railways
Lost in the Supermarket - we all know how 'unworldly' he is...
Safe European Home - no; won't have one of those after he supports Brexit (RDM a bit conflicted on this one...)
Complete Control - what he will enforce, with his Stalinist attitudes

Hateful - most of the coverage about him...  

Plus of course when he reneges on brexit; a white riot  followed by an English civil war 

I rather think that he'd be humming along in his shed on the allotment to 'I'm so bored with the USA'

Why?

Obviously he should stay then, why double up on the trouble?