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 The Ice Doctor 01 Jul 2017

George Osborne has 6 jobs. Of course, they are not proper jobs are they? No human can do 6 full time jobs. I wonder what his hourly rate is?

He needs a self driving car, so he has time to fit it all in.

More to the point how does he do these jobs with a bodyguard in tow?

My house needs cleaning. Can George clean? I'd like him to clean my toilet.
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 FactorXXX 01 Jul 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

Can George clean? Or will he simply be spouting shit whilst on my toilet?

Typical bloody Tory! Shitting in your toilet when he should be perhaps be doing something else! What a complete and utter bastard!


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 The New NickB 01 Jul 2017
In reply to The Ice Doctor:

6 jobs is pretty pathetic, this guy is my step-dad's cousin:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seamus_McSporran
 Fraser 01 Jul 2017
In reply to The New NickB:

Great name - should have been an Oor Wullie character!
 buzby 01 Jul 2017
In reply to Fraser:
used to work with a guy sadly passed on now who lived on the isle of Arran called Hamish Mcsporran, I always thought it was a great name. Pictures up images of a big beefy guy wearing a kilt walking up the high street carrying a caber. Although he actually was short overweight and had really bandy legs.
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 pec 01 Jul 2017
In reply to buzby:

> used to work with a guy sadly passed on now who lived on the isle of Arran called Hamish Mcsporran, . . . . and had really bandy legs. >

Was that from carrying a heavy caber too often?

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