In reply to Marc C:
> (In reply to Blue Straggler) Ha ha ! Maybe 'Blaze destroys Haystack' was a report on a young farmers' wrestling contest?
Hmm, would 'Market shoppers turn out in force' be a poorly-phrased reference to the recent spate of gay police officers with a liking for trad markets outing themselves then?
Or perhaps 'Police trace Chinese victims’ friend after worldwide hunt' points to the recent episode where the police put off their figurative frottage and brass-rubbing sessions until they'd completed their international safari?
Actually, 'Villagers helped cut carbon footprint' could well refer to the wanton destruction of a very rare fossil formation by rednecks around Ravenscar. Has anyone heard of this incident?
Sorry, BS! WTF is a Kevin Bishop? I don't hardly watch no TV no more.