In reply to pasbury:
> How do we, as climbers, live our best Barbie lives?
Option A - Paint wrinkles on your face. Search "barbie wrinkles" for a taste of the media furore surrounding Barbie at 60 with no wrinkles.
Option B - Create your online "dangerous entertainer" persona and post endless videos of yourself in improbable situations.
Option C - Become Chief Scout.
Option D - Do more climbing - note to self: and update profile...