Well, everyone else got a bespoke thread to vent their excuses in. To save anyone feeling left out, here's the one for those of unremarkable stature to explain why everyone else has an advantage...
If we need to be taller we have an excuse, same if we need to be shorter. Thus double the number of height-dependent climbs that are impossible for us compared with the lucky dwarves and giants
I'm going to put forward Chimes of Freedom (E2 5b) the lower section probably being easier if tall and the upper section if small, then easier for the very tall again
Maybe we need a thread for those with negative ape indexes?
