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Christmas cancelling headphones !

Feel free to add your own 

TWS

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cb294 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Air Hooks.

Never again check whether the ice is thick enough for your screws, whether a crack fits to your remaining cams, or whether the one placement that may hold is bound to cause rope drag.

Just place your Air Hook solidly into the air at chest height, and climb on in perfect saftey.

CB

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Brexit cancelling headphones

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 wercat 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Bjartur i Sumarhus:

real exploding brexiteers

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 Tom Valentine 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

One of those portable translator gizmos that would convert all my utterances into multiculturally,  socially and politically  sensitive terms in the advertised 0.2 seconds. A handy feature would be a plug -in facility for overnight updates.

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 hang_about 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A device to make all 4 wheels on a car disappear in retribution for nearly killing me/cutting me up/mildly annoying me when I'm cycling to work.

In reply to hang_about:

> A device to make all 4 wheels on a car disappear in retribution for nearly killing me/cutting me up/mildly annoying me when I'm cycling to work.

I think they are called scallies 

 toad 14 Nov 2019
In reply to hang_about:

Personal laser cutter to remove all parts of a vehicle overhanging the pavement. 

Also pedestrian sensing speed limiter for childrens scooters

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In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Self brushing holds ?

 graeme jackson 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Johnson dead in a ditch.

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cb294 14 Nov 2019
In reply to toad:

A big, heavy judo kit bag slung over the road side shoulder is an efficient mirror trimmer and door scratcher.

CB

 girlymonkey 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Negative calorie chocolate!

In reply to girlymonkey:

> Negative calorie chocolate!

Good idea,  the best I can come up with is Celery painted brown .

In reply to toad:

> Personal laser cutter to remove all parts of a vehicle overhanging the pavement. 

What about a personal laser cutter to remove all parts of pedestrians ?

Bad Santa 

 Bob Kemp 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

No need to fantasise... for the person you hate: https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/1194234875001425921

Lusk 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A Time machine.

 wercat 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

what about a chocolate fondue based on celery dips?

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 Baron Weasel 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A Peter Rabbit bitcoin, it'd be worth a fortune. 

 bouldery bits 14 Nov 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A tame grizzly bear. Called Mick.

Who follows me around and looks out for me in exchange for the occasional plate of honey on toast and a spot to curl up in in the conservatory. 

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