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Our springer is great at heading the ball, dribbling and has a great turn of speed. He’s also reacts quickly to a whistle.Is there anything to stop him turning out for a football team?

H could play for Rovers.

I can’t see whine not. 

Or Barking

Would be great on a waterlogged pitch.

If he's like our springer, a pheasant or grouse being within 2 miles of the pitch?

Can he roll over and yell REF?

Just hope he doesn't foul on the pitch.

He could play for Espanyol

i suspect he rolls over and yells RUFF!

He could call his mates to make up a full 5-a-side team:

Stray Given, Dwight Yorkie, John Terrier, Paul Pugba and Harry Dane.

They could even be managed by Pup Guardiola 

Mine didn’t make the team but he was the penalty Spot.

Funnily enough, I've always said my Springer would be a brilliant ball retriever at Wimbledon. He never fails to return the ball, but it might be chewed up a little and covered in slobber!

My mate has a right footed boxer and he’s just been signed up to play for Queen of the Southpaw. 

Left footed surely?

I’ve no idea to be honest, total guessing on my part. 

My mates got an Alsatian that’s just signed up for…..wait for it…..Paris St Germain Shepherd. 

Due to his height he should make a good centre bark. 

Our old Staffie was mint in goal. That and my wife is a terrible striker.

The only place for a dog in a football game is ruff-eree

Too late - sadly St Bernards folded in the 1940s and the site of their ground is now being built upon.

And their respective WAGs could join the crowd