UKH

The wizards have taken over - who’s who now and why?

Gilderoy Lockhart takes over from David Davis.

Cornelius Fudge takes over from Theresa May - for the obvious reason

Argus Filch takes over from Jeremy Corbyn - because he's a squib

Dolores Umbridge takes over from Sajid Javid - to check the blood status of everyone to make sure they aren't EU citizens

Draco Malfoy takes over from Jacob Rees-Mogg - Snidey piece of shit.
Lord Voldemort takes over from John McDonnell - Evil personified. 
Ron Weasley takes over from Jeremy Corbyn - Nice, but a little bit pathetic...