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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Hungarian refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.I have swum the English Channel, while reciting shakespeare, I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. The laws of society do not apply to me. I have spoken with Elvis.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a spatula and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail
I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by Man United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
-- sadly not all my own words!
Getting better at climbing, all indoors currently, but want to start getting in to the outdoor stuff now summer is here!
I would like to be alble to climb comfortably around the F6c/F7a level by the end of the year, Currenlt climbing F6a/ F6a+ at the moment (march 2008) in the hope that at that level more of the climbing will open up to me - not to bothered by the grades as such - just want to improve.
Based in Bristol, so looking forwrd to getting to know both Avon and Cheddar Gorge.
that's about all for now...
Location
Bristol
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Personal Webpage
http://www.wabbadabba.com/ben
About My Photography
blurred and out of focus most of the time
Anything Else We Should Know
Lots probably, like how to make a tasty meal from what ever you can find in the cupboard, and how to make friends and influence people... but I can't teach you everything as I only have a small box in which to type, sorry.