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During a busy Monday for the Ogwen Valley Mountain Rescue Organisation, one call-out proved to be something completely different, when the team was alerted to the plight of a parrot owner stuck on the cliffs of Glyder Fawr.

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I wonder if they got the bill

If so I hope they can claw the money together to pay it. 

I wonder if the MRT needed to use a Beal Birdie?

He should head to Scotland - Stac Pollaidh maybe?

He was just resting.

Polyphemus Gully for them all next, on the way to the fjords

Haha!

Bet he was sick he blew the on-flight

This thread could have wings for quite some time

That must have rustled a few feathers.

Did he have to think about what he would say when calling for help, or would he have been doing it parrot fashion?

Beak careful out there if you happen to be releasing pets into raptors favourite hunting spots.  

Everyone needs to stop flapping and droning on, the rescue was successful.

I make no apologioes for this joke, I had to come up with it on the fly. 
 

It's no use feathering your own nest

Could it pronounce 'Eryri'?

<parrot voice>

Squawk! Figures of eight! Figures of eight! Squawk!

</parrot voice>

Was it a repeat ascent?

It sounds as though this parrot is a bit of a polymath!

Yes it was, but it was parroted and not dogged

checks calendar... Nope, definitely not April 1st

The world's gone mad! I've just scrolled to the bottom of the page and noticed an article in the related posts section titled "Jet Suit Paramedic Trialled in Lake District". Also NOT posted on April 1st.

"Once safely on belay, both parrot and owner were lowered to safe ground"

How do you put a parrot on belay?

"Polly want a karabiner?"

Sketchily!

Captain Flint: "Figure of eight! Figure of eight!"