In reply to Mal Grey:
You should set up a GoFundMe, Mal - everyone loves a Good Cause. I remember frequenting my local bookshop as a youngster because they always stocked the full set of Landrangers. Long before Google Maps, it enthralled me that you could flit from Dungeness to Durness in seconds, all while standing in a shop in Lincoln.
(Happy days, jumpers for goalposts etc etc.)