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What's everyone going to spend their £500 on from the cut in national insurance?

Mines going to go my energy bill

Dentistry.

What did the Romans ever do for us?

The 5:15 Filly Chase at Kempton. And some fags.

I'm going to trickle it down.

Down my leg.

I think I'll spend mine on the real term increase in my income tax. 

The description of Hunt on the Today programme was priceless.

Fiscal drag queen 😃😃

mine will just about cover the increased car and dog insurance premiums (for the same risks)

Heard  Hunt described as having a Wallace and Grommet face which I thought was golden 😂

How dare you assume I earn £35k+

I was going to put £250 down. As that's a bit above the average wage, but that would be wiped out by rent increases...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-hunt-hiked-rent-luxury-314769...

Put simply it's all f'ed up

Beer I think

I'm going to get one of them £500 haircuts; this one's lost its pizazz 

I’ll get a middle of the road, gore-tex jacket.

One of those in bright colours I hope.

I'm going to use mine to cover the increase in mortgage payments. Buggered if I know what I'll do in month 2 though

A scale working model of a plane trying to take off on a moving run way 

Would it take off if the government passed an act of parliament saying the runway wasn't moving?