3 pitches. Pitch 1: struggle with every step to make uphill progress with the wind knocking you off balance and the driving snow and/or rain blinding your view
Pitch 2: hide behind the boulder and ask "why am I here".
Pitch 3: walk back to the car park with the wind behind you, try to ensure that you don't get blown over.
Note: make sure you watch out for the snow covered drainage channels.