In reply to Bottom Clinger:
Going to have to nominate an old LL Cool J number entitled "Thats a lie"
featuring this wonderful ditty
I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a threat to mankind
That's a lie
Post edited at 22:05
