UKH

I don't know how long the current home secretary will hang onto her job but she made a good pitch today for a career move as a dominatrix. She's got a willing market among her colleagues surely?

Although somewhat reduced as several have recently lost the whip.

Is this some kind of fantasy of yours your hinting at?

I fancy her and hate myself for it cos she’s horrible. 

She knows she's good looking, and my god she fancies herself! Pity she has such trouble reading the autocue.

How exactly would she punish criminal arms dealers?  That’s what I asked myself when reading her headlines in the papers today.

Not with her, I don't think the aftercare would be very good.

That’s not true. Once she’d taken the clamps off and the handcuffs last night and we were puffing on our post coital cigarette, Priti gently rubbed some sudocreme into my throbbing nipples

Sudocreme usually goes somewhere else.

Does nowt for me. Her levels of smugness are off the Rictus scale.