In reply to Stone Muppet:
Sitting on your phone in a pocket, or crushing it in a chest pocket when mantling / cuddling the rock.
GPS - being on one side of a mountain will block out half the sky and give poor reception / accuracy. Use the GPSstatus app to see your satellites and accuracy. Make sure the almanac is downloaded in the valley so it doesn't have to spend time working out where it is.
Drizzle renders touchscreens unusable, if you're texting at the time your messages look like sgyusfhu;phal;hjua;fa'[werifhawer[eeeoa'[eirhju[aeriogju]aeoprhj]aepohja]erpoj]aeopgh (if the phone buffer can cope). Turning the screen off and on normally resets the touchscreen so you can use it again (assuming you've dried it off).
Update all your apps on wifi before leaving the valley so they won't try to update over 3/4G and hammer your battery / data allowance.
Newer signal technology normally drains battery faster than older eg. 4G>3G>2G. 4G is especially battery heavy, and newer phones will use multiple carrier frequencies at the same time for faster speeds and subsequent higher battery use. Often 2G aerials use the oldest lower frequencies (8/900Mhz) which work better at long range and indoors, although networks are now re-using frequencies to give themselves better 4G performance.
Cached Googlemaps only have the map layer, not photos. Some paths disappear at highest zoom bizarrely.
Text messages only need a sniff of signal to go, voice calls need much better signal strength.