UKH

Any tips for how to "don" a motorbike helmet with an ear laceration injury? It's been glued but still has scabs. Steri strips removed.

Try a silk balaclava/liner type thing. 

If you're talking about a conventional full-face helmet, could you maybe borrow an open face or flip-front lid?  That way there's a little bit of flex to pull the sides apart slightly as you're putting it on, and it gives you a bit more room to sort of 'roll' it onto your head instead of just pulling it straight down.

Tape turban in proper a rugby forward style. At least that is what I did!

CB

Thanks. Buff is good for putting it on but not removing. 

That had crossed by mind. Thanks!

You may look a bit of an idiot sitting in a lecture hall, I certainly did!

CB