"That guy with the wonderful name, Kenton Cool, may be there, and maybe with his new wife, Jazz Black(Slander alert: Cool has climbed Everest far too many times and apart from his cool name his real claim to fame is his friendship with Sir Ranulph Fiennes ).
Question is though.
What do you call the Cool and Black now they are married?
Kenton Black and Jazz Black, Kenton Cool and Jazz Cool? Or is it the Cool-Blacks that you now have to invite round to your Chamonix pied-à-terre? I'm sure this has been discussed many times. "
