The Rough Guide to Indoor/Sport Climbing Grades

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 coolbert 22 Apr 2019

The Rough Guide to Sport (Indoor) Climbing Grades.

3  A level of climbing accessible to all. Your first attempt at “colour coding”.

3+  As above, but with one tricky move which nearly makes you fall off.

4  The first grade that makes you fall off.

4+  The fun and games begin. The first route you recommend to others.

5  Transitional grade. The easy 5s are easy, the hard 5s are hard.

5+  You fail to notice the + on the routecard but do notice your arms hurt.

6a  The first grade you “session” as a “project”. (Translation: 5 tries over 2 days)

6a+  You realise how important the + is and notice it from now on.

6b  You have arrived. It is acceptable to say “I climb 6b” aloud.

6b+  You overhear someone saying “I climb 6b” and feel superior.

6c  The first climb that makes you realise the route might be reset before you finish it.

6c+  People do climb this grade in trainers but we don’t talk about that. Hard for weak staff.

7a  The promised land. The Holy Grail (of top roping) You consider buying a moon vest.

7a+  Like 7a except you are now probably leading and realise 6b+ is hard on lead.

7b  Slightly uncharted territory. Such a transitional grade that none exist.

7b+  Lots of these exist. More than people who can climb them.

7c  It’s time to buy that vest. You begin to think about 8a, but only quietly.

7c+  You change most of your passwords to “yourname7c+”. It feels good.

8a  Check you out. You have both “completed” and “only just begun” climbing.

8a+  Peak District Turbo Punter. Also the last grade you can fake modesty about.

8b  You are Wad/Euro/Wunderkind. You go to Dumbuck/Ceuse/Malham

8b+  Latticeboard

8c  Instagram athlete page?

8c+  Hubble? This is getting a touch ridiculous.

9a  N/A

9a+  N/A

9b  N/A

9b+  N/A

9c  Ondra.

 struds 23 Apr 2019
In reply to coolbert:

7c+  You change most of your passwords to “yourname7c+”. It feels good.

this is scarily close to the truth 

cb294 23 Apr 2019
In reply to coolbert:

Nice!

CB

 Chris_Mellor 23 Apr 2019
In reply to coolbert:

Brilliant fun.


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