If we "graded list" these, we can have a new grading system that everyone agrees on*!
Piolet d'Or
Olympic finalist
Can join the Climbers' Club
Can join the Alpine Club
No recorded fails or DnF on UKC
Gets you mentioned in Rob Greenwood despatches
Invalidates your trekking insurance
Hasn't been soloed in fancy dress
Can climb 100*s at Birchen
More than 10% fails or DnF on UKC
At least one known hospitalisation/rescue
At least one benightment
Been climbed no handed
What did I leave out?
*Obviously not. Obviously a joke. Don't be humourless and grim to be around. Like a little online black hole where no amusement or light can escape. Don't be that person.
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