If we "graded list" these, we can have a new grading system that everyone agrees on*!
Can join the Climbers' Club
Can join the Alpine Club
No recorded fails or DnF on UKC
Gets you mentioned in Rob Greenwood despatches
Invalidates your trekking insurance
Hasn't been soloed in fancy dress
Can climb 100*s at Birchen
More than 10% fails or DnF on UKC
At least one known hospitalisation/rescue
At least one benightment
Been climbed no handed
What did I leave out?
*Obviously not. Obviously a joke. Don't be humourless and grim to be around. Like a little online black hole where no amusement or light can escape. Don't be that person.
I'm struggling to understand all of these these as descriptors of climbs rather than climbers......
But I'm enjoying the principle.
You left out:
Climbed as a party of 10 with headtorches.
Besoiled by at least one toilet accident
Requires scythe/ strimmer
I can’t really compare as (in my mind) I’ve literally never stood sensibly on shrooms. Well there was once when I was convinced I was soaking wet and had that been true I’d have been doing a pretty sensible stance. But it wasn’t because I wasn’t.