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 ThunderCat 24 Nov 2022

I'll probably get Muller-ed for starting this thread.

Maybe I should have started it in the Culture forum

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 profitofdoom 24 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

Yogurt (yoghurt?) every time. I don't want to walk the plank

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OP ThunderCat 24 Nov 2022
In reply to profitofdoom:

> Yogurt (yoghurt?) every time. I don't want to walk the plank

Or any other type of dangerous Activia. 

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 profitofdoom 24 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

> Or any other type of dangerous Activia. 

Maybe we've milked this cultured topic now. Or sugar coated it. It's a good thread for young people though: pro-teen

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OP ThunderCat 24 Nov 2022
In reply to profitofdoom:

> Maybe we've milked this cultured topic now. Or sugar coated it. It's a good thread for young people though: pro-teen

It's already attracted my secret dislik-arrrrrr.... Maybe I've yog-hurt there feelings

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 profitofdoom 24 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

> It's already attracted my secret dislik-arrrrrr.... Maybe I've yog-hurt there feelings

A dislike? Yes, someone got fermented. The skyr is the limit. Perhaps they dropped a super heavy object on their foot and are now lack-toes intolerant

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 Lankyman 26 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

When confronted by pirates it's easy to get backed into a crunchy corner

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In reply to ThunderCat:

Join the pirates and ferment a mutiny

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 montyjohn 27 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

> It's already attracted my secret dislik-arrrrrr.... Maybe I've yog-hurt there feelings

You've just got an extra dislike form me.

Not because you've hurt my feelings but because I haven't got a clue what you're going on about and 2 minutes of googling didn't enlighten me.

So it's an injoke dislike.

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OP ThunderCat 27 Nov 2022
In reply to montyjohn:

> You've just got an extra dislike form me.

> Not because you've hurt my feelings but because I haven't got a clue what you're going on about and 2 minutes of googling didn't enlighten me.

> So it's an injoke dislike.

It was just a riff on a thread started earlier titled "yoga vs pilates", and then a load of shit yoghurt and pirate puns.

A bit of a UKC tradition. 

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 wercat 27 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

I wonder if the yoghourt could replace grape shot to sweep the decks prior to boarding the pirate vessel?  If so would grapefruit yoghourt be best and would you advise it in its container or poured into the muzzle of the gun?

 montyjohn 27 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

> It was just a riff on a thread started earlier titled "yoga vs pilates", and then a load of shit yoghurt and pirate puns.

> A bit of a UKC tradition. 

Thanks, dislike removed.

I hadn't realised I could use the dislike button to extort information from people.

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OP ThunderCat 27 Nov 2022
In reply to montyjohn:

> Thanks, dislike removed.

> I hadn't realised I could use the dislike button to extort information from people.

Yarrr... It be a useful feature. Yarrr. 

 Brass Nipples 27 Nov 2022
In reply to ThunderCat:

Pirates like Yoghurrrrrrrt

 Lankyman 27 Nov 2022
In reply to Brass Nipples:

> Pirates like Yoghurrrrrrrt

Blackberrybeard* used to tie pots to his hair to terrify his victims

* real name Edward Peach

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