Apparently "I had to drive for 30 minutes with my kid in the car to check my eyesight" was the best Cummings and Co managed to come up with.
So what excuses didn't make the cut?
"We had no WiFi in the run down cottage that definitely isn't a second home so I needed to get 4G to check my email and Barnard Castle has great reception"
"I thought I saw a fox and I was concerned it would threaten my child, but everyone knows foxes are afraid of Barnard Castle so it was the only safe place to go"
"My 17 and 20 year old nieces developed symptoms so I had to get childcare from my great aunt Peggy Sue who is Queen of Bernard Castle"
I'm sure you can all come up with better ones, but I need distraction in my final stretch of essay marking...