What to wear when visiting the polling station?

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 gd303uk 12 Dec 2019

I noticed a large queue of scruffy types outside a polling station and was wondering if I should wear my favourite Black shirt when goose stepping to cast my vote for the Conservatives  or Brexit party ?

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 felt 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

You could wear your Lonsdale top under a green anorak with the zip half-open. Only joking! Best just wear that T-shirt with the word "idiot" on it that you got last year from your brother.

In reply to gd303uk:

odd shoes on the wrong feet if you're on the Shadow cabinet

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/12/12/footwear-mystery-diane-abbo...

geeeezus wept

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 birdie num num 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

I just ambled down in my dungarees and dunked one in for the Greens

 wercat 12 Dec 2019
In reply to birdie num num:

I dressed in holy underpants

 Hat Dude 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

For some reason my SAS style black balaclava didn't go down well!

 stevieb 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

> I noticed a large queue of scruffy types outside a polling station and was wondering if I should wear my favourite Black shirt when goose stepping to cast my vote for the Conservatives  or Brexit party ?

Remember, the scruffy types are voting conservative, they’re the party of the downtrodden nowadays. 

 webbo 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

The chap in front of me was wearing a check tattersall shirt, green gillet, plus fours and brogues.

I think he was voting for the Socialist Workers Party.

 Hat Dude 12 Dec 2019
In reply to webbo:

> The chap in front of me was wearing a check tattersall shirt, green gillet, plus fours and brogues.

Did he look amphibian and keep saying "parp parp"?

> I think he was voting for the Socialist Workers Party.

Not if it was Nigel Farage!

 tjdodd 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Your birthday suit, it is the only way.

 nikoid 12 Dec 2019
In reply to Bjartur i Sumarhus:

I wonder if she remembers to sit on the bog the right way round.

 LastBoyScout 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Jeans and a hoodie for me - I don't think the post box really cared.

In reply to Bjartur i Sumarhus:

Yeah.  But I'd rather have someone who wears mismatched shoes as Home Secretary than someone who did PR for British American Tobacco about a factory run by the Myanmar army that used child labour.  That sort of resume could win an evilness competition against Cruella de Ville.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/may/30/priti-patel-worked-as-spin...

In reply to gd303uk:

> I noticed a large queue of scruffy types outside a polling station and was wondering if I should wear my favourite Black shirt when goose stepping to cast my vote for the Conservatives  or Brexit party ?

You could go dressed as a fridge perhaps ? 

Of fly in by zip wire .  

😂

 climbingpixie 12 Dec 2019
In reply to Bjartur i Sumarhus:

Which would be funny if it wasn't actually a doctored photo - https://twitter.com/StevenJBattelle/status/1205147854165159936

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 Sam W 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Father Christmas and his elves voted at our polling station today (Christmas fair at school next door)

In reply to climbingpixie:

Ha. That’s brilliant! So we are expected to believe that the tories doctored a photo just of Dianes feet ?? Pmsl. 
 

FFS seriously? That really has made my day. If that actually DID do that then hats off for the best bit of underhand electioneering I have ever come across. Worth a vote for originality. 

 mountainbagger 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Ragged trousers.

Or dress as a turkey and vote for Christmas.

cap'nChino 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

If you're in the city then you must wear your suit.

 FactorXXX 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

From what I can tell from the BBC Website, the choice of dog you take is more important than what clothes you wear.
  

 Ceiriog Chris 12 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Smart casual

Gone for good 12 Dec 2019
In reply to mountainbagger:

> Ragged trousers.

> Or dress as a turkey and vote for Christmas.

That's the funniest thing I've seen today!!

OP gd303uk 13 Dec 2019
In reply to stevieb:

>Remember, the scruffy types are voting conservative, they’re the party of the downtrodden nowadays. 

That’s an interesting observation, there was a time when my friends and I would hold our nose at the olfactory assault of the idol in the polling queue, we would scoff at their accent and burn a few £50’s in front of them but I have come to realise these; dare I say it, low self-esteem, blue collar men that are most likely, drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless and hopeless, are actually in my team!

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 DancingOnRock 13 Dec 2019
In reply to gd303uk:

Leather joy boy outfit. leave the Orange in pocket. 
 

Puffa jacket and jogging bottoms over the top.


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