In reply to no_more_scotch_eggs:
*correction
The UoL Mountaineering* Club actually only ever meet in the Vaynol arms, for a nice gammon supper, followed by sinking 15 beers (each). They "discuss" (talk at each other) about that one time they had a great "adventure" on Hail Bebe (VD) despite it being <5 mins from the road and including a literal path. Once that's done, time to complain about the kids (i.e. anyone under 40 or with anything above a GCSE), top ropes, cams (hexes are fine etc etc) and how they hate the wife nearly as much as they hate bolts from those "bloody europeans". The last time any of them went climbing was 1992.
*None of them have ever been near a proper mountain, but one once summited Mam Tor via the not-tourist route. They of course have strong opinions about Yr Wyddfa (although of course they call it Snowdon), Ben Nevis and Scafell Pike being overrun with tourists taking selfies.
p.s. It's joke, please take it that way. I can slag of millennials just as easily
Post edited at 09:31