Right,
Inspired by another thread. It's back. The big one. The one we're all dreaming of.
Rules:
1. No, you can't do it on UKC. The other channel however is fair game. As is the horse and hound forum, Mumsnet, Martin Lewis' weird website and feel free to get inventive with the Guardian comments section.
2. No replying allowed. One OP / post and then run.
3. Link or it didn't happen.
4. Don't take it too seriously.
Allez! Allez!