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Surreal things seen while climbing.

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 Slackboot 04 May 2021

I was climbing at  Crag Lough the other day with my son. It's nearly 50 years since I first did a climb here and it's a great place. The routes have a traditional 'old fashioned' feel to them and the area is beautiful and steeped in history. We did our last climb of the day with our sacks so we wouldn't have to walk back down to get them. It started to hail a bit. In the blustery coldness I felt just like Hermann Buhl fighting his way up some alpine north face. Looking out from the crag a small lake with a swan drifting. It's mate ensconced on a nest in the reeds. And most surprisingly...four deer! Superbly camouflaged less than a few hundred yards away. This is great I thought to myself, so peaceful, so serene......then I pulled onto the top!!

 A film crew with strangely clad actor types prancing about. One had a miniature bow and arrows. He looked like a half hearted Robin Hood at a kid's party. They were asking quiz questions about the 'Robin Hood Tree' at Sycamore Gap. My mind was reeling at the sudden change in atmosphere. I had been an alpine hero a few moments ago...now I was involved in 'It's a Knockout'!

Back at the car we watched them climbing into a horse costume to weave their way through some cheap purple cones hastily placed on the ground. It looked like a very low budget production. Tom Cruise who is filming in the country at the moment was obviously not involved. They were having great fun. Despite the worsening weather, late hour and shoddy props they were so enthusiastic, giving it everything. They were doing their 'thing' and that's what mattered. Maybe they weren't so different from climbers after all.

Look out for something on BBC2 that's ...and I quote.... " something like Come Dine With Me but about hiking". The good looking one with the rope is me.

In reply to Slackboot:

> Look out for something on BBC2 that's ...and I quote.... " something like Come Dine With Me but about hiking". The good looking one with the rope is me.

I’ve been “the good looking one with the rope” on a BBC 1 Saturday prime time show. Ian Wright (footballer) was doing a programme where someone had to “do a dare” so a loved one would get the treat of a lifetime. We were doing an ice climb in La Grave and when we abbed back down the film crew told us that we would be in the background. Think it was Jagged Globe doing the guiding, must me 18 or so years ago. 

 Lankyman 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

I walked across Crag Lough once. I wasn't playing Jesus in a film, it was February and the lough was frozen with a thin skin of snow. One of the most magical moments outdoors. I felt almost guilty to be putting my footprints on it.

In reply to Slackboot:

Similar experience

I was once climbing in Cathedral Quarry in the lakes (well trying, its slate which has the odd optimistic Bolt and everything else is scary).

It was a kind of overcast grey mid-week day so we had the place to ourselves. After couple of hours, we start hearing loud drum and bass music from the main cavern, like really loud. Turned the whole quarry into a massive echo chamber.

Anyway we take a wander over to the lower cavern and look down to find a guy wearing chainmail swinging a fairly real looking sword about amongst several big battery powered speakers. Along with this fella there were 3 or 4 others with cameras, lighting drone etc as well as a lass dressed up all medieval. Seemed to be shooting a Music video.

They were dead serious about what they were doing, I think we hung around climbing (trying) for another hour or two. They took a lot of takes and I don’t think they made it past the song intro.

I've tried to find the completed video online once or twice but never had any luck  

 mark s 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Walking in the woods on the lower tier at the roaches I stumbled upon a climbing couple using a bouldering mat behind a small boulder. He was well jammed in the crack let's say. 

 Kemics 04 May 2021
In reply to mark s:

In late twilight I once topped out in avon gorge next to a couple on the grassy edge in the throes of passion. They did not stop but did at least slow down. While one spectator was clearly a nuisance, when both my seconds arrived, three spectators was clearly a mood killer and they moved off. 

In reply to Slackboot:

I was belaying in Spain when a 2 metre long snake fell from the crag and landed next to me ! Despite falling at least 50 metres it made a quick getaway !

 profitofdoom 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Some Avon climbers may remember the mannequin incident (1970s). One was dumped in the car park below Main Area and certain climbers who shall remain nameless put it some way up the cliff for a laugh. A non-climber saw it and phoned 999. The emergency services arrived (they just left again, after a few minutes). Of course it was a huge waste of the callout team's time. But anyway it's a small part of Avon history 

 Yanis Nayu 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

A beautiful girl in a wedding dress walking down the steps from the upper to the lower tier at The Roaches being filmed by a lad. I said “Am I dreaming?” and she replied to the effect that it was great I had said that as they were filming a dream sequence for a college project. 

In reply to Slackboot:

Not climbing, but while doing a traverse of Ben Cruachan one wild Winter, was somewhat surprised to see a giant inflatable pink horse float over the ridge.

 wercat 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Watching 2 Junkers 52s flying together over us on the Mittellegi ridge.  The drone of the 6 engines and the subsequent intermodulation of sound sounded just like an old newsreel from 1940 - expected sticks of fallschirmjaeger to emerge on static line

not surreal but exciting was, a few moments after summiting Helvellyn from No 1 gully in winter, the incredible approach of a Tornado from the east passing only a few tens of feet over the summit, complete with a victory roll!  Perhaps it had been wrong to wave as it approached?

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 NottsRich 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Belaying at the bottom of a sea cliff route abroad, trying to pay attention to the climber, but mostly watching at octopus catching and eating a crab about 1m away from my feet. 

 LastBoyScout 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Climbing at the Roaches years ago when someone had a nasty fall and the air ambulance was called.

I was sat belaying while the helicopter flew in up the valley and watched it from above as it landed below us and, a while later, took off and flew back down the valley - shame I didn't have my camera.

 lboutside 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Not climbing but a few summers back on a late afternoon walk trying to find somewhere to pitch up for the evening I came across a woman getting out of Grwyne Fawr reservois after a nudie swim, not sure if she was blushing or just cold when she spotted me walking along but I made myself scarce and found somewhere else to get my head down for the evening

In reply to Slackboot:

A grizzly bear at Millstone ! 


 Eric9Points 04 May 2021
In reply to lboutside:

Many years ago I spent a very damp morning reminding myself and my partner that climbing in the wet on the Etive slabs wasn't a great thing to do. We decided to cut our losses and head back to the car at the end of the loch. It was a day of low cloud and we didn't see anything until we got to within maybe half a mile of the road end. At that point a car pulled up and an elderly couple dressed in tweeds got out. There is an old ruined building at the road end and the bloke walked round to the other side, the side we were approaching from, and had a piss. After he'd finished the couple had a brief discussion and the wife went "behind" the building, neither had thought to look up the hill. Anyway she dropped her knickers and he kept a look out to make sure that no one would see her but neglected to look up the hill where by now we were a few hundred yards away. A minute or two after she'd finished we arrived at the building...

Although we gave them a friendly "hello" neither of them wanted to acknowledge our presence.

 Slackboot 04 May 2021
In reply to Gwain:

> A grizzly bear at Millstone ! 

Is it a 'Wide Boy'?

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In reply to Slackboot:

Ha ha, no. It was an energy drink company filming/ photographing an advert. I never saw the final product. 

 profitofdoom 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

I'm sure some will remember the wallabies at the Roaches many years ago, or reading about them. I never saw them, I wish I had 

 lboutside 04 May 2021
In reply to Eric9Points:

Hopefully not a cathole job haha!

In reply to profitofdoom:

Climbing around the white toilet bowl on the upper pitch of Malbogies (HVS 5a) - March 1984 according to my log.

Also, bride's wedding photos being taken on top of Mississippi Buttress at Stanage a couple of years ago.

 Trangia 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Many years ago I was descending Liatach in Torridon with some friends having completed a winter traverse of the ridge. We were descending in the dark on a lovely full moon lit night where the visibility was so good that for much of the time we could dispense with using head torches. We came to a wide burn which required boulder hopping to cross it. The guy at the front started to cross jumping from boulder to boulder, when suddenly with a mighty splash, he sank into the water up to his knees saturating his boots. He had seen the reflection of the moon on the surface and mistaken it for a boulder!

In reply to Slackboot:

Trying out some revolutionary new offwidth gear at Stanage...

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 Rick51 04 May 2021
In reply to Eric9Points:

I had a similar experience in the Avon Gorge in the early 70's. No idea of the route but we were at the top of the first pitch when a coach pulled in and all the passengers exited in a rush towards the small wood at the end of the layby which was directly beneath us. From the sound of them they were German students, all female, and obviously had had a very liquid lunch. Half of them made a protective circle round the trees while the rest rushed into the centre and squatted. We waited till they'd exchanged duties and the second half were mid-stream before we gave them a cheery hello which wasn't reciprocated. It's true, folk never look up before they start.

 Babika 04 May 2021
In reply to profitofdoom:

> I'm sure some will remember the wallabies at the Roaches many years ago, or reading about them. I never saw them, I wish I had 

Yes. I can confirm I saw one close to the bottom of the crag on the Far Skyline. I was gibbering somewhere on lead and shouting for a camera, then it vanished.

When we described the size Dougie said "ah, that will have been the buck".

Sometime late 80's I think. Very special

 profitofdoom 04 May 2021
In reply to Babika:

> Yes. I can confirm I saw one close to the bottom of the crag on the Far Skyline..... Very special

Thanks. Lucky you. The Roaches wallabies are of course well documented, and are believed to be still around today

In reply to Andy Clarke:

> Trying out some revolutionary new offwidth gear at Stanage...

I hope you applied for a patent before posting that, or I have a feeling what the Wide Boys next product is going to be...

In reply to Slackboot:

I topped out Gargoyle Flake to a group of Malay girls sat in a circle with a guitar singing some group songs of some description. I was a little puzzled!

Also, in the Dolomites, while abseiling off a route, a film crew jumped onto our frequency to film some motorcycle chase sequence in the valley below. At the time, we had complicated route finding and a stuck rope, so communication between myself and my partner was really quite useful to have. After being told to "shut up" multiple times while trying to instruct my partner to change frequency, it took all my power to not transmit "CUT" a random amount of time after the director called "ACTION".

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In reply to Alkis:

Don't think you should have restrained yourself - after all, doesn't sound like they were being polite if they're telling you to "shut up" - they don't own the frequency, all they needed to do was politely ask if you could change.

 donrobson 04 May 2021
In reply to Slackboot:

Many years ago on a family holiday in Lanzarote I went scrambling up a broken cliff at one end of a beach only to reach the top and see a naked ? 7 yr old near the edge - she retreated and as I came to the top I met her similarly naked mum.  I told mum to make sure her daughter took care near the edge and retreated in a properly "English" manner!

 Kean 12:34 Wed
In reply to Slackboot:

Sunning myself in front of the Marco e Rosa hut on Piz Bernina...an island in the middle of a sea of ice at 3600m. The supply helicopter swooped in and landed on the pad. The "hut mutt" - a huge wolf of a dog - casually trots out of the hut and down to the just-landed helicopter, rotors still whirring, engine still roaring, and sticks its front paws up the side to see who's inside.

 rka 14:55 Wed
In reply to Slackboot:

I was fortunate to get glimpses in the creative excesses of Ken Russel whilst working as one of the "climbers" hired to stuff.

Mahler

Ray McHaffie armed with a flame thower in the caves of Bowderstone Quarry (now sadly collapsed) spewing great sheets of flame over some lovely ladies dressed in nasty uniforms and suspenders. There was also dancing on a glass topped coffin with actor Robert Powell inside it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eupcouTMLW8&list (7.30 min+)

Tommy

Again Bowdetstone quarry. We  got pally with the "real" hells angles from the NE who were acting? in the film. Now at the time there was a Bouncer "Andy" guarding the door at the George in Keswick who was making our pub life as misery. He had given most of us a clout and some a good kicking over the years. In the film there is short hells angles fight scene which Ken wanted to look as realistic as possible. A volunteer was called for to be tied by a rope behind a "Hog" and dragged across the quarry floor. Our hells angle pals convinced Andy he was just the man for the job. By the time Andy's big scene was "in the can" he had covered about half a mile backwards and forwards accoss the rubble strewn groumd. His inquiries were such he had to be taken to Keswick Hospital. Revenge is dish best served cold. youtube.com/watch?v=B4vW7iNAQ54& (4.20+)
 
BEANS & CHAMPAGNE & Ann Margret youtube.com/watch?v=boLQiAsH3ho&

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In reply to Slackboot:

Climbing Easter island on Ilam Rock many years ago and a group of 30+ Japanese turn up and sit down to watch me. As I'm doing the crux they start singing Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, and when I top out they stand up and applaud

In reply to Carless:

> ..... a group of 30+ Japanese turn up and sit down to watch me. As I'm doing the crux they start singing Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.....

We have a winner

 mondite 20:01 Wed
In reply to Slackboot:

Not climbing but was up around Kinder downfall several years ago and saw a group gathering around in a circle doing some sort of ritual.

Think it was Aetherius Society who are some sort of UFO cult.

 McHeath 22:58 Wed
In reply to Slackboot:

I wasn't there, but...

When the Wall came down the rock-starved cutting edge of the Berlin climbing scene, having exhaustively chipped and bolted everything remotely climbable in the city for 30 years, used to swarm out at weekends searching for the broken concrete remains of the Third Reich in the Brandenburg plains and woods surrounding Berlin.

One of these climbers, who shall remain nameless, read of a well-hidden demolished flak bunker and undertook a solo midweek trip on a blazing summer day to find it and check out the possibilities. He found it but, emerging sweating and lightly clad from the undergrowth, Achim (who stood at 6 feet plus and happened to be blessed with Hollywood good looks and a perfectly ripped physique) saw that he wasn't the only party interested in well-hidden Nazi military architecture. Leather, riding whips and a lot of nakedness dominated the scene, and there was mutual surprise on both sides. A short break in the porn shoot led to our Achim being offered temporary employment, for not much money but "a lot of fun". He claims that he graciously declined, but has logically been known since as "Porno-Achim". 

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 Ian Archer 00:00 Thu
In reply to Slackboot:

While climbing one of the aid routes in the right hand cave at Dove holes a woman started to sing an opera tune in the next cave. It genuinely sounded like an angel with the echo of the cave.

There used the be a garden gnome on Amphitheatre Butress. 

 fmck 09:47 Thu
In reply to Slackboot:

Not climbing but walking back from Loch Trieg over Rannoch moor. It really was the middle of no where and not a soul to be seen all day. Steam train chugged up the railway and passed into the distance then stopped. About 30+ people got off onto the track and climbed a mound at the the side. The train the reversed down the railway a mile or two. It then came back up the track while the large crowd took pictures. It stopped, picked them all up and off it went. I was then again left with only birds tweeting alone on Rannoch moor.

 mag_to_grid 10:23 Thu
In reply to Slackboot:

Me and a mate finishing A Dream of White Horses quite late on a gloriously sunny May evening when he topped out on the last pitch I heard him say in his Geordie accent "Howay pet" as I followed up behind I saw that there was a young woman with a blanket wrapped round her and a photographer. Apparently she had been doing a "glamour" shoot and wasn't expecting some crazy old Geordie's head to appear behind the photographer.

In reply to Slackboot:

Running rather than climbing at the time but Frogsmouth Quarry ...naked photoshoot on the rocks above the routes. One woman, two scuzzy blokes, huge pot bellies and loads of lenses. The backdrop, Runcorn's finest chemical works.

 Toccata 11:44 Thu
In reply to Slackboot:

Coming off Buchaille Etive Beag in the mid 80s I was surprised I’d never noticed the castle just above the road. Being young this was dismissed as ignorance. Amazed it had disappeared a year later but by that stage had seen the film...

 Lankyman 12:19 Thu
In reply to steveriley:

> Running rather than climbing at the time but Frogsmouth Quarry ...naked photoshoot on the rocks above the routes. One woman, two scuzzy blokes, huge pot bellies and loads of lenses. The backdrop, Runcorn's finest chemical works.

A reminder that we aren't the only ones who love and cherish the outdoors

 Lankyman 12:24 Thu
In reply to Toccata:

> Coming off Buchaille Etive Beag in the mid 80s I was surprised I’d never noticed the castle just above the road. Being young this was dismissed as ignorance. Amazed it had disappeared a year later but by that stage had seen the film...

Was that the Python film Holy Grail? I remember seeing a village up in Glen Nevis that turned out to be Braveheart's home base. The one where the dastardly English cackled and twirled their moustaches while being despicable to the inhabitants.

 Toccata 12:40 Thu
In reply to Lankyman:

Highlander. Holy Grail was Doune Castle where the sound of coconuts still rings out.

In reply to Slackboot:

Watching a bunch of fighter jets (at least a dozen)  practicing their dog fighting skills in the valley below Bowden Doors, a few days into the first Gulf war.

Using the "Berghaus" bouldering wall, with a tea dance going on in the main hall below it.

Using Cramlington wall, separated by a curtain from a kiddies "free expression" group.

In reply to rka:

> I was fortunate to get glimpses in the creative excesses of Ken Russel whilst working as one of the "climbers" hired to stuff.

> Mahler

> Ray McHaffie armed with a flame thower in the caves of Bowderstone Quarry (now sadly collapsed) spewing great sheets of flame over some lovely ladies dressed in nasty uniforms and suspenders. There was also dancing on a glass topped coffin with actor Robert Powell inside it.

> Tommy

> Again Bowdetstone quarry. We  got pally with the "real" hells angles from the NE who were acting? in the film. Now at the time there was a Bouncer "Andy" guarding the door at the George in Keswick who was making our pub life as misery. He had given most of us a clout and some a good kicking over the years. In the film there is short hells angles fight scene which Ken wanted to look as realistic as possible. A volunteer was called for to be tied by a rope behind a "Hog" and dragged across the quarry floor. Our hells angle pals convinced Andy he was just the man for the job. By the time Andy's big scene was "in the can" he had covered about half a mile backwards and forwards accoss the rubble strewn groumd. His inquiries were such he had to be taken to Keswick Hospital. Revenge is dish best served cold. https://www.worktime.com/

>  

> BEANS & CHAMPAGNE & Ann Margret youtube.com/watch?v=boLQiAsH3ho&

I wish Roger would’ve sang this on the original Tommy album. It’s coming from the point of ‘Tommy’ and also, his voice is so darn good on this song. He absolutely kills it! It’s great to have both versions I suppose.

I bet that git uncle Frank talked Tommy  into risking his life by going around on a handglider to bring in followers so he could make money out of them
 

In reply to Slackboot:

My first waking moments camping in Switzerland at Lauterbrunnen, woken by sound of helicopter overhead, unzipped the tent to see a large brown and white cow fly past on the end of a rope. Several others were seen during the week but it still retained it's novelty.

My friend Terry Parker was sharing a stance on North Crag Eliminate with a chap from London who pulled a copy of Hard Rock from his jumper when his leader asked for directions.

 rka 18:37 Thu
In reply to lesleyharrell742:

When he sang "Listening to you" at the end of the film there is a sequence of Daltry swiming through a chilly black moss pot this was also where Ann Margeret and Robert Powell went skinny dipping but we were not allowed on set that day.

He then scrambles barefoot up a stream bed/rocky ridge on Haystacks over looking Buttermere. He tore his feet to shreds on the rough rock. The final scene was on Walla Crag we had to man handle huge stage lights to its summit then hold up these huge mirrors so Daltry's hair was in silhouette for animated sun. Happy days.

  youtube.com/watch?v=6IVwkz-BQGc& 30sec+

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