UKH

  POEM:

         Eyes still open to new days.

            Future uncount .

                Bliss is now, eating fruit.

Punctuation still awry

Nevertheless commended try

Bog roll stash collapse

    Means wiping arse on OS maps

        Contourted ring cleaning

We strip the shelves of bathroom tissue

Though bowels are not the primary issue 

Corona once a pleasant drink

Now sanitised or hand washed down the sink

The Yorkshiremans lament:

Here I sit broken hearted

Spent a penny and only farted.

Al

Fond memories of primary school humour, my favourite kind.

Death stalks the land

The apocalypse comes

Surprisingly mundane

Hang on. You wanted optimism.

Errr.....

Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Thanks to Wayne Coyne and his fabulous friends 

youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY&

It’s only a hoax you see

Won’t affect me

I don’t have 5G