Seriously, does he actually have any or does he function more like a slime mold??
I, for one, welcome our slime lord overlords.
But I do miss the days when we could boast we had lizard overlords - sad to see our national decline continue.
Slime moulds are capable of decision making and memory. Don't denigrate our slimy friends!
Which particular slimeball are we talking about now? There are so many to keep track of...
Was an open comment.....
I was using 'slimeball' to refer to the 'he' you mentioned.