You got to have passed 40 for this.
Afternoon snooze on top of the bed with my dog.
Drinking one or two bottles of ale while watching TV before going to bed.
Finding something tasty in the fridge when you couldn't face the hassle of leaving the house.
I'm late 20's and that all sounds great...
Grandchildren.
Knowledge gained through experience.
More money.
Knowing how to do things.
Self confidence.
Waking up on Saturday morning, knowing you have zero plans but that your missus does, going back to bed with a tea a book..reading.. .snoozing...reading...snoozing...
Finding you've gone another day without losing any more hair off you head or gaining any more in your nose.
Car insurance.
Recounting your adventures to anyone who will humour you.
Being able to fix things for people.
The opposite sex smiling at you in a way that might indicate the tiniest possibility of sexual attraction and being happy that you are probably kidding yourself anyway.
Realising you might pay the mortgage off one day.
Realising you are starting to sound like your parents but being comfortable with that knowledge.
Realising that you are starting to look like your parents but...
Enjoying a day at home when you know you'll have the house to yourself all day.
Realising you haven't done a bad job of raising the kids.
Going a whole night without getting up for a burst.
Dad jeans
Waking up on Saturday morning, knowing you have zero plans but that your missus does, going back to bed with a tea then a leisurely fumble because the kids have left home so you can do that sort of thing again without worrying about who is listening or might come bursting in at the most inopportune time
I'm a bit puzzled by this thread. Why would something pleasurable in middle-age not have been pleasurable in one's thirties? Or, alternatively, why have the pleasurable things you used to enjoy in your thirties suddenly stopped being as pleasurable?
I thought being middle-aged started at 50, these days. Or at least, that's when I started to find trousers with an elasticated waist more comfortable than jeans.
T.
Because on the whole you don’t have:
grandchildren
knowledge through experience
money
The self confidence from having dealt with lots of grown up situations
Pressure to conform from peers.
Ambition - it has got you to where you are, it’s too late to go any further, so you can shake off the burden of ambition (it’s quite a release).
Concessionary price at the climbing wall.
I'm well past middle age but here goes.
Feeling half pished after one pint / bottle of beer.
Recording a new hill bagged on the Hillbagging website. - Even if it's only 150 metre Tump.
As somebody above said, an afternoon nap on the couch with the dog.
All the rest is pretty awful, especially people saying "You're looking well!"
No mortgage, no debts, retirement, guaranteed income, all the free time in the world, still young and healthy enough to climb, ski, bike, ride motorbikes, play golf, freedom to take holidays where and when you fancy- what’s not to like?
Too many to mention, but for me one characteristic they all share is simplicity.
Nice thread.
> Tinkering with stuff.
> It has to be stuff, mind.
Got my own workshop, send hours in there fixing stuff.
> Because on the whole you don’t have:
> grandchildren
Fair enough, although having started late I still have small children at an age that most would consider middle aged.
> knowledge through experience
Surely this is just progressive, and nothing really changes much very quickly.
> money
Maybe!
> The self confidence from having dealt with lots of grown up situations
I'll give you that one, although some young people seem to have an innate self-confidence I never could understand why.
> Pressure to conform from peers.
I very much doubt very much as actually changed in this regard, except your new-found "knowledge through experience" may help you cope better.
> Ambition - it has got you to where you are, it’s too late to go any further, so you can shake off the burden of ambition (it’s quite a release).
Lose ambition, lose life. Doesn't need to be career goals as such, but I hope I never feel that I no longer want to strive for something.
Knowing that the shit that is happening will happen to these overly happy feckin teenagers in the pub!
repairing things that are old, not necessarily needed or desired by others but that you cannot bear to see fall into ruin. there's still a nice feeling in the heart in doing a good repair even if your head tellls you it was for its own sake
> All the rest is pretty awful, especially people saying "You're looking well!"
Yes, might as well be telling you they are surprised you are still functioning normally.
Well I never snoozed in the afternoon before, had time for a dog or would merely drink a couple of beers of a night - it was all or nothing when I was younger and usually ended in the early hours.
This is not about pleasures that span your life but ones that come along after you've spent some time around and maybe you take a bit more time to appreciate things rather than rushing, pursuing that pointless ambition* or taking things to the Nth degree.
*I never had much anyway apart from to enjoy life
**ts also not meant to be serious
Then I think maybe I've been middle aged since childhood
After the mid day power snooze deciding whether to take the Lotus 7 or the JPS Elise up the pass for a quick blast. The JPS won. Only 2 guys on the MOT and 2 guys on Brant Direct? I know its a friday.
Then my partner who is visiting her folks in Cornwall rings me to ask if i enjoyed the little lecture from the traffic cop on a bike who cant keep up in the bends. Snitched on in facebook
Deciding which tractor to cut the grass with as its going to piss down tomorrow and it does not matter that,s its a Saturday or any other day.
Dont get early pleasures any more cos she's got the ******* daughters horse's to do
Knowing one's limits.
"You can buy me a pint but I won't be effing drinking it!"
Taking the piss on the internet, because, 1, it wasn't around when I was younger, and 2, I don't get out as much now
> Ambition - it has got you to where you are, it’s too late to go any further, so you can shake off the burden of ambition (it’s quite a release).
If your profile pic is accurate age wise, my Dad was ambitious for another 20 (+-ish) years after he was at your age, he kinda arrived at his 70th and seemed surprised that he probably couldn't call himself middle aged anymore. I think he retired around then, and enjoys pottering about in his MG and generally faffing now.
My psychotherapist sister in law said that she thought he was 'an individual unlike any others', which could be taken in a number of ways.
Edit: My point is that we're all different I guess, and it's always a good thing to be feeling more chilled.
> I'll give you that one, although some young people seem to have an innate self-confidence I never could understand why.
In my teens I was trying to work out 'what was going on', and I've since realised I was asking the wrong questions. I'm only 38, so I have a lot of life to live yet, but I think there's a confidence through self knowledge, and there's confidence through experience. I'm more settled within myself, which makes me more confident in a certain way, but there's still quite a few life scenarios which I lack confidence in.
I have always liked tinkering with things and pottering about. Mechanical things and making things is inherently interesting.
That photo was taken on my 21st birthday - what you trying to say like
gardening
comfy clothes
and (a rare one) finding that the great pub you went to in your youth is STILL a pub
Ashley Maddison
This reads like one of those Facebook reposts. You know you were born in the 80's if.....
Which is one of the reasons I don't do Facebook. Which is maybe one of the pleasures of being 40+. Realising social media is mainly a waste of time.
> repairing things that are old, not necessarily needed or desired by others but that you cannot bear to see fall into ruin. there's still a nice feeling in the heart in doing a good repair even if your head tellls you it was for its own sake
I've nearly always been like that, it's almost like once something has been created it 'deserves to continue', and it might one day be used again.
> I've nearly always been like that, it's almost like once something has been created it 'deserves to continue', and it might one day be used again.
Perhaps some people on this thread should apply this to themselves
I thought middle aged pleasures started when one retired, around 60. Being 60+ I now realise my interpretation of "middle age" may be based on - yesterday's old age is today's middle age.
The pleasures of "retired middle age" are too many to fit on a forum post, but, children left home, opportunity to say yes to spur of the moment "good ideas" from friends, weekends include a gentle Monday recovery.
And more.
> I want to poke him with a stick to speed him up.
To speed him up or to speed up his ageing process?
The former sounds fair enough, the latter, slightly cruel...
I think "middle age" might be a state of mind, not an actual age range
You can still be young at heart but modified by the years to make less mistakes... A You version 2.
> I think "middle age" might be a state of mind, not an actual age range
I read in a recent New Scientist that how one thinks about aging, can actually have an effect upon the physical manifestations of the aging process. As part of a broader article, they put it something like 'Two people can have identical genes and lifestyles, but if they think differently about getting older, their bodies would show different outcomes'.
It is an interesting concept. I was talking to an exceptionally successful business owner who genuinely believed he could reverse the ageing process through diet and attitude. Now I'll accept that he was delusional but it can still give a pause for thought.
For myself, in my fifties, I have discovered the following "middle aged pleasures".
A sexual revolution, experiencing some of the most wild and wonderful sex ever (and I never thought I'd be saying that when I was in my 20's :-0)
Playing football again after a 20 yr hiatus and really enjoying myself
Not worrying about how much the missus spent at the shops
Coffee, beer and wine - top end not bottom end
Watching my children grow into adults
Wilderness white water canoe trips can replace alpinism
Still participating in triathlons but not trying to win
Time to write that book
Planning the next phase of my life. Retirement to me doesn't mean not working it means doing something different
> Planning the next phase of my life. Retirement to me doesn't mean not working it means doing something different
I find it interesting how different people approach life. My Dad had his 'goal', where he could only retire in the way he wanted to after reaching it (I'd be kinda embarrassed to go into details as he's relatively successful, and it might come across wrong on here), and he reached it after finding his working life fulfilling, and a year or 2 later decided he was tired and had had enough, and wanted to stop while he was still getting good feedback.
He once said one main regret is not going climbing more, work took over during his 50's, and with running a business and having a family life too, something had to give, but he's otherwise pretty fulfilled and without regrets. If people have a passion which drives them working for longer seems to be more agreeable, and work having a bigger space in their life does too.
> A sexual revolution, experiencing some of the most wild and wonderful sex ever (and I never thought I'd be saying that when I was in my 20's :-0)
No mortgage. Realising after I lost my dad that I am a grown up and can handle anything life may throw at me. Giving advice to young folk look after their body's to stop them having the almost constant pain that I have and seeing them dismiss it just like I did at their age. Occasionally you get one that actually listeneds. Sleeping through the night without waking up multiple times due to pain. Not having to worry about buying and wearing fashionable gear to go out on the pull.
Not feeling any pressure to be "cool". I never was cool, and I sometimes used to feel bad about this. Now I'm a middle aged dad it is clear that there is nothing worse than a middle aged dad attempting or even succeeding at being cool. So i can revel in my uncoolness and embarrass my daughter safe in the knowledge that this is the proper thing to do.
> My Dad ..........once said one main regret is not going climbing more, work took over during his 50's
I absolutely agree with that one. I once read that no-one in history has ever said, on their deathbed, "I wish I had spent more time in the office". To me, there's a lesson there
I was 34 and didn't grieve for 5 or 6 years. I had a distraught mum to deal with who had spent the previous 36 years welded to my dad's hip and a grandma who lost her second son and my brother who was a recluse with depression. On top of all that I went from running my bit of the business to taking over the entire thing. Apparently I am one of them people who not only cope but flourish in a crisis. It was very strange though when I suddenly burst in to tears years later though.
> gardening
> comfy clothes
> and (a rare one) finding that the great pub you went to in your youth is STILL a pub
Yes. My uncle who died at 49, 18 years ago took us to Rhyl on a day out from Stoke in the mid eighties . Loved his beer he did and needed a jar on the way back. The pub was in Connah’s Quay which was a foreign resort to a 15 year old lad. We stopped at a pub with a funny Arthurian name and enjoyed a couple of pints.
When I moved to north wales I was determined to find it.
The pub is a Sammy Smiths and is still going. Sir Gawain and the Green Night. Cracking pub for Connah’s Quay.
I have just had my shed wired up to the mains so I now have a digital radio, a coffee machine, a jewellers lathe, an airbrush and a collection of dremels. I may never leave the shed again, that is something I never thought I would ever say when I was younger.
paying off off the mortgage
training for a half marathon
four alps trips a year
I feel like a right lucky bastard to be honest
> Do you have a partner for this activity, or are you soloing?
I have a wife. And we are enjoying each other more now than we could/had time for when the kids were babies.
> Blimey, that must have been tough.
No tougher than losing your mum at 33 or than 2 brothers who work for me who lost their mum at 24 and 26. For me being forced to step up was exactly what I needed to cope.
On to happier things though getting this thread back on track. After doing a few courses I have now set up a simple blacksmiths forge in a spare shed at work. I know this can be done at any age but it feels like a good middle aged thing to do.
Getting out on the road bike and doing a hilly 38 miler around the Bowland Fells on a summer's morning, solo or with a buddy, no stress, no need to hurry, stop for a coffee and cake and enjoy the sensation of rolling along in lovely countryside at a good pace on a bike I couldn't have afforded until recently.
> Er...you mean a wee, right?
Tis a bit of a Scouse term...but surely it's a bErst?
> I'll give you that one, although some young people seem to have an innate self-confidence I never could understand why.
I work with a lot of teenagers/young adults through Scouting, and my observation (which I wish I knew when I was that age) is that they are just good at bluffing and in fact all of them are equally nervous about stuff. Not necessarily a good thing, as it masks all sorts of mental issues that often lead to totally unexpected suicides, particularly in young males.
Add to that a lack of developed risk assessment ability (which means they don't worry about stuff they probably should) and you're pretty much there.
>.... So i can revel in my uncoolness and embarrass my daughter safe in the knowledge that this is the proper thing to do.
Yes! A couple of years ago I went shopping with my daughter, wearing my lederhosen! It was fun watching her trying to make it very clear that she was nothing to with this weird man, while still needing me to pay with my credit card.
Reverse punk is great: Wearing clothes that embarrass your children in public!
CB
You hammer your iron a lot do you
> On to happier things though getting this thread back on track. After doing a few courses I have now set up a simple blacksmiths forge in a spare shed at work. I know this can be done at any age but it feels like a good middle aged thing to do.
I'm thinking of going on a black smithing course, I've always been a 'hands' person, I can find wood too annoying in how it can split or what have you, but metal seems vaguely easier to second guess.
I reckon if you do that when you're younger you're ' a hipster', and if you do it when you're older it's because you're middle aged.
DRE ????!
Dre’s dead?
Key is not being stressed. I have my own business, 60 next year. Never been busier and more profitable.But my wife and my business guru ( consultant) are pushing me to ease back a little and get somebody somebody in to "manage" my team and leave me to do the strategy stuff.This should give me more time to do other things.
Meanwhile with my old climbing mates we have just booked a week in El Chorro. Our first big overseas trip was to Eldorado/Devil's Tower in 1989, with 6 of us, excluding trips to South France etc in the 80's . 4 of the 6 of us are going, 1 has sadly passed away a few years ago, and the other who is 55 just got married for the 1st time and has 2 kids- 1 at 2 and 1 at 6 months. Last time we got together for a trip was 2008. LOL
> Key is not being stressed. I have my own business, 60 next year. Never been busier and more profitable.But my wife and my business guru ( consultant) are pushing me to ease back a little and get somebody somebody in to "manage" my team and leave me to do the strategy stuff.This should give me more time to do other things.
Indeed. My Dad was people managing, flying to give talks or do things in other countries, and planning what should happen next in the company. He had people to talk to and 'chew things over' with, but I think it took a while for him to feel like things would be stable enough for the people who had mortgages and families once he left. He was asked by the multinational who bought him out how he'd managed to hold onto a collection of very clever people for as long as he had, and his method was giving them a task and letting them get on with it, and they'd generally collaborate and produce the results. He once said that very clever know when somebody isn't as clever as them, so he let them 'have their space to be clever in' and trusted their intelligence, once it was found that they could work together and create something.