Qristmas has arrived, and everyone must learn the new story.
Bill Gates has come down everyone's chimneys having visited the Chinese first and has given the world CV19, except that if you truly believe then President Trump will protect you because he will save the earth. Bill is one of the devil worshippers who would be ruling the world if it wasn't for Our President. Meantime vaccines will kill you but bleach will Keep You Clean, masks are not required unless you're giving a press conference, and anything involving radio waves is very bad; mobile phones don't use them though unless they have 5 Gs.
You can signal your Qonversion by adding the tag WWG1WGA to everything; no-one really knows what it means, which is great and mysterious. Finally you can become an influencer on social media, recruit all your friends and followers, make meellions of dollars, and become a force against the Democrats and other devil worshippers.
We will triumph and Our President will win. MAGA!!!