Is the Pope a Catholic?

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 Rob Exile Ward 21 Oct 2020
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Removed User 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

That would be an ecumenical matter.

 Herdwickmatt 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Removed UserDeleted bagger: I wonder whether all UKC threads should have their second post as a Father Ted reference. Would definitely enhance the level of discussion 

 bouldery bits 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Herdwickmatt:

'That money was just resting in my account!'

 Lankyman 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

> I don't think so:

> Thank god.


I hear he's a racist now.

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 Cobra_Head 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Herdwickmatt:

> I wonder whether all UKC threads should have their second post as a Father Ted reference. Would definitely enhance the level of discussion 


That's mad, Ted.

 The Lemming 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

The paedo is near, and the Catholic Church is far away.

Near.

Far away.

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 Herdwickmatt 21 Oct 2020
In reply to The Lemming:

Not actually a father Ted quote....you’ve spoilt the fun with something horrible.

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 alx 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

I read that headline as same-sex civil unicorns and was like wtf that in some way the Catholic Church has been anti-lgbt for so long that it’s first attempts to acknowledge equality was to start with mythical beasts first.

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Removed User 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

If only the world could ignore the pontiff's stance on homosexuality the same way we do on killing and greed.

 FactorXXX 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

> I don't think so:
> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54627625
> Thank god.

One more religion down, at least one more to go...

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 The Lemming 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Herdwickmatt:

> Not actually a father Ted quote....you’ve spoilt the fun with something horrible.


I went to a Catholic school, with nuns and stuff.

 FactorXXX 21 Oct 2020
In reply to The Lemming:

> I went to a Catholic school, with nuns and stuff.

I'm quite liking the imagery I'm getting from 'with nuns and stuff'... 

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 Dr.S at work 21 Oct 2020
In reply to The Lemming:

down with this sort of thing!

 The Lemming 21 Oct 2020
In reply to Dr.S at work:

> down with this sort of thing!

youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDHkX1qWA&

 Bacon Butty 22 Oct 2020
In reply to The Lemming:

> I went to a Catholic school, with nuns and stuff.


I hope it was more fun than the alcohol free Methodist school I went to.

At least at yours you could pick up a few bad habits.

Removed User 22 Oct 2020
In reply to FactorXXX:

> I'm quite liking the imagery I'm getting from 'with nuns and stuff'... 

I don't. 'and stuff' in a Catholic education context could mean anything between fish on Sundays to being raped by old men.

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Removed User 22 Oct 2020
In reply to alx:

> I read that headline as same-sex civil unicorns and was like wtf that in some way the Catholic Church has been anti-lgbt for so long that it’s first attempts to acknowledge equality was to start with mythical beasts first.

Would make no less sense than all the other bullshit they make dungeons & dragons rules for.

 dgbryan 22 Oct 2020
In reply to Removed Userwaitout:

Don't mean to quibble but fish on Fridays ...

Removed User 22 Oct 2020
In reply to dgbryan:

> Don't mean to quibble but fish on Fridays ...

Ha! Yes, of course. Evidence I don't hate the church because I'm reformed, I hate it because they never let me join.

So Bilbo hasn't to eat Mugwumps on mittenwok because Darth vader said so and Harry Potter enforces it. It's all so insane.

 Timmd 22 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

What will the Catholic homophobes do now I wonder, say 'The pope is wrong'? 

Some self analysis of their feelings might help them...

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 birdie num num 22 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

Two Bishops in bed together....which one wore the nightie?

 birdie num num 22 Oct 2020
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

....Mrs. Bishop

In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

> I don't think so:

> Thank god.

Pope Francis is most definitely a Jesuit. Whether that makes him a Catholic or a heretic has been a matter of contention over the centuries.

 Tom Last 23 Oct 2020
In reply to Dr.S at work:

> down with this sort of thing!

Careful now

 Tom Last 23 Oct 2020
In reply to Bacon Butty:

> I hope it was more fun than the alcohol free Methodist school I went to.

> At least at yours you could pick up a few bad habits.

Lucky to have gone to a wet house comp’ and laughed as bully Phil ‘Bushie’ Bush had his stomach pumped at lunch time. 

 Lankyman 23 Oct 2020
In reply to The Lemming:

> I went to a Catholic school, with nuns and stuff.

Are you Peter Kay?

 nufkin 23 Oct 2020
In reply to Bacon Butty:

>  pick up a few bad habits

From 'Habit-hat'?


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