In reply to Lankyman:
> Perhaps we are one step closer to understanding how cats always know when a packet of butter has been opened?
Lol.
New fundamental forces are nothing new. I've been studying the properties of a powerful new force at my in-house laboratory over the past year. It manifests as an irresistible attraction between myself and the kitchen cupboard containing the crisps and chocolate biscuits. 100 times more powerful than a gluon and therefore called a glu-ton. Quite an exciting discovery as it explains why some bodies acquire previously unobserved mass.
When do I get the Nobel Prize?