UKH

Shit end to a shit weekend.

Feeling belligerent and don't want to take it out on family or the cat.

So you'll do.

Who wants to be called a dick, completely unreasonably?  I'll even apologise tomorrow

Is this the room for abuse?

Oh piss off you diminutive front bum

I can't argue with any of that. 😀

I'm keen (although if I dont receive an apology tomorrow, I'll hunt you down with a big stick).

Go on then, give it your best shot, I should warn you that I have been married for some time and therefore am immune from even the most unsubtle forms of metaphorical elbow to the ribs.

The cat will thank you !

Bah! Enfeebled cockwomble; begone!

take it out a long-absent former regular sometimes referred to (woefully inaccurately) as "the nicest man on UKC" ( not naming names, you know who I mean) and see what happens! 

You're not even worth it.

Sorry.

Who'd you mean you lily-livered piss-boiler?

Location
Buckinghamshire

Southern pansy. Get yer self a skinny latte macciate espresso off your barissta buddy and shut the .... up.

It might rain tomorrow. 

Oi! 

You leave him alone. Even if he did call me a racist, he's genuine lovely. 

Also, bring it on.

Whatever you say will be nowhere near the ferocity of my inner monologue. 

I hope you feel a bit better soon. 

Morning all!

The power of a good night's sleep.

I think I might have said a couple of things to a few people last night that might not have been completely warranted.

Sorry about that 

Stick it up your arse. Pleasantries on a Monday morning are unwarranted an inappropriate. I'd give you a dislike but I have the buttons switched off so more abuse will have to suffice.