Dear Kieran,
Hope you solved your VW predicament. Just to say I am really sorry for my crude attempt at a joke earlier this week. You know, the one where I eluded that you should try having sex with yourself. For one minute I thought you were perhaps not a real person, given you had only created your profile the same day you posted a very odd looking post, and that Kieran Bowles is also a college Baseball player.
Kind regards, Mick
