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Lurking Dave - on 23:32 Thu

... will it go to penalties?

I don't fancy the UK's chances, you just know that BoJo will sky the ball over the bar, the camera pans round to see Lineker distraught and Gazza in tears...

LD

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john arran - on 05:42 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

Our inside forward JRM reckons he can get better personal sponsorship terms by scoring all the goals himself, so is refusing to pass the ball to the other forwards (Barnier & Juncker). Needless to say, his claims of having Messi-like skill are delusional and the best he can hope for is to retire with a fat pay packet once we've been knocked out of the cup and dropped down the world league table.

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Duncan Bourne - on 06:36 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

Meanwhile JC jogs about on the sideline hoping for a substitute but keeps tripping over his own feet

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The Norris - on 07:20 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

The manager, wearing her 'TM' emblazoned duffle coat keeps repeatedly shouting the same instructions to the players over and over again, playing the same formation with the same players, no tactical awareness, just hoping her team might start listening, but ultimately no one cares about her croaky growling anymore.

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elsewhere on 07:33 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

It's a game of at least three halves Dave.

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MonkeyPuzzle - on 07:50 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

Mark Francois is booked for a blatant dive which he tried to say was a foul by "Remoaners".

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Hat Dude on 11:52 Fri
In reply to The Norris:

TM has just been caught on the pitchside mic saying "That Barnier has just got me the sack! Do I not like that!!!"

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krikoman - on 11:58 Fri
In reply to May:

"you're shit, and you knew you are, you're shit and......"

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profitofdoom on 12:01 Fri
In reply to elsewhere:

> It's a game of at least three halves Dave.

Three halfwits*

*JOKE

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earlsdonwhu - on 12:35 Fri
In reply to Lurking Dave:

I think the phrase, "Lost the dressing room" is going to be heard frequently.

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subtle on 12:37 Fri
In reply to The Norris:

> The manager, wearing her 'TM' emblazoned duffle coat keeps repeatedly shouting the same instructions to the players over and over again, playing the same formation with the same players, no tactical awareness, just hoping her team might start listening, but ultimately no one cares about her croaky growling anymore.

Seems to be working now for Chelsea

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